Couple in the next room, bound to win a prize Been goin' at it all night long Well I'm trying to get some sleep But these motel walls are cheap Rupert Everett is my name and here's my song Here's my song...
How did he know Graydon was directly above him? You might know he was on the floor above. But did Rupert ask Graydon how many rooms down from the elevator he was? Maybe it was a very small hotel? Fishy.
Wait--his buffoon hair hides a monster cock?! Perhaps it's just me, but I don't think I could muster anything but disgust at a penis sprouting from the top of a man's head, enormous or not.
Rupert needs to stick to running shitty-ass newspapers. In order for him to be an, "amazing fuck," at the very least,
1.) Rupert would've had to listen to him have sex with a number of women, with Carter satisfying them all. In addition,
2.) Rupert would've had to listen to the woman have sex with a number of men, and compared her reactions to these men with her reaction to Carter. God forbid, the woman might actually enjoy all of the sex she has, regardless of the man.
Be sexist. Be dumb. But, try not to be both, to staggering heights, at the same time.
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Rupert Everett. Rupert Everett people.
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Been goin' at it all night long
Well I'm trying to get some sleep
But these motel walls are cheap
Rupert Everett is my name and here's my song
Here's my song...
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Whores don't cook, though.
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1.) Rupert would've had to listen to him have sex with a number of women, with Carter satisfying them all. In addition,
2.) Rupert would've had to listen to the woman have sex with a number of men, and compared her reactions to these men with her reaction to Carter. God forbid, the woman might actually enjoy all of the sex she has, regardless of the man.
Be sexist. Be dumb. But, try not to be both, to staggering heights, at the same time.
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See, there you go. I was dumb. But, I saved my sexism for another time.
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