Miley Cyrus: gateway drug. Back in the day, the latex salvia queen peer pressured Joe Jonas of the vaunted Brothers Jonas into trying marijuana, according to frère Joe's new semi-revealing (if weird Disney childhoods are your thing) New York Magazine essay.
Here's The First Official Trailer for Disney's Dark Thriller Maleficent

A mere 24 hours after revealing the first official promo poster for Maleficent, Disney has unleashed the first official teaser trailer for the highly anticipated dark fantasy film.
Resort Near Disney World Swallowed into 60-Foot Sinkhole Maw
A resort building ten minutes from Disney World collapsed and another sank into the ground as a 60-foot wide sinkhole opened underneath early this morning.
Cory and Topanga Smile Upon Child They Created via Sex (for TV)
Proving once and for all that people who pray for Boy Meets World sequels pray harder than people who pray for an end to world hunger, God has answered the cry of His most highly favored children: the Disney channel announced Monday that it had ordered a full series of Girl Meets World, the much-hyped follow-up to its…
Disney Channel Pulls an Episode that Laughs at The Gluten-Free Kid
The Disney Channel just pulled an episode of their show Jessie that makes fun of a child who refuses to eat gluten. In the show, the kid turns down pancakes, and then has pancakes thrown at him while he squeals "gluten!" and scratches his face. One character says to him: "You call me sweetie again, and you'll be…
Rich Families Cutting Lines at Disney World By Hiring Disabled Guides
In her new book, Primates of Park Avenue, social anthropologist Dr. Wednesday Martin claims to expose a troubling trend: "Upper crust" moms using a "black market" connection to hire handicapped tour guides to walk them through Disney World so they can take advantage of the line-skipping auxiliary entrances for…
Disney Trying to Trademark "Día De Los Muertos" (Updated)
El Día De Los Muertos may be a Mexican holiday that traces back to the Aztecs, but Disney would like to give the silent treatment to those 2,000-3,000 years of cultural tradition and co-opt the phrase for its own greedy gringo purposes: On May 1, Disney filed 10 applications for various trademarks relating to the…
Parks and Rec Let Patton Oswalt Ramble On for Eight Minutes Straight About Whatever and the Result Is Pure Magic
One of the two Parks and Recreation episodes airing tomorrow features a cameo by the inimitable Patton Oswalt who demonstrates at length what makes him so inimitable.
Here's the First Trailer for Harmony Korine's Contra-Disney Movie, Spring Breakers
Since the first scintillating promo photos for man-boy director Harmony Korine's latest envelope-bender Spring Breakers emerged last year, they have been spotted around the net shopped with a variety of superimposed Disney logos.
Disney clarifies: the princess who an executive described as "Latina" is not Latina. She is everything and nothing.
'Feel-Good' Disney Film Leaves Kids Feeling Inconsolably Bad
In this SPOILER-packed home video, two young boys express their extreme displeasure at the denouement of Disney's The Odd Life of Timothy Green — supposedly the "feel good movie of the season."
American Idol Alums and YouTube Personalities Give Disney's Beauty and the Beast a 'Ghetto' Re-Imagineering
American-Idol-alum-cum-YouTube-personality Todrick Hall enlists the services of stars from both worlds in the production of a Beauty and the Beast send-up that transports Belle from the whimsy of her boutique French village to the "hood rat life" of a "busted ratchet town."
Brave Assassinates Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
No surprise here: Brave is now the 13th Pixar movie to debut in first place at the box office. That makes Pixar 13 for 13.