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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    11/12/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    If this doesn't show up in a CSI: Original Flavor episode soon, I will be extremely disappointed. #lasvegas
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    11/12/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    Fox in a box. #lasvegas
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/12/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    As an ex-Vegas resident, I can say that, for the locals, this doesn't even register.

    String-bikini-clad 5'10" (h)looker in 4"+ heels getting gas at the local Stop-N-Rob? Catches your eye the first time, but otherwise, meh.

    The driving exhibited by visitors is already so bad, between being in a strange town with shiny objects and glittery lights, it may actually make traffic safer by slowing it to a crawl. They've gotta hurry up and give as much money away before the departing flight! #lasvegas
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/12/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    I really, REALLY want these strippermobile girls to get their own tv show where they drive around the country, stripping and playing rock music and solving mysteries. Who's with me? #lasvegas
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    11/12/09

    @raincoaster: Seinfeld-esque mysteries like: How did you catch that by riding on a tractor? #lasvegas
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/12/09

    @raincoaster: Can they be tipped with Scooby snacks? #lasvegas
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/12/09

    @BadUncle: Strippers don't EAT, fool. They drink Smirnoff Ice, though. #lasvegas
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    Image of the lesser of two weevils the lesser of two weevils
    11/12/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct

    Following closely behind was the condom car.. #lasvegas
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    11/12/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    This is PROOF that Al Qaeda lost! #lasvegas
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    11/12/09

    @Maxichamp: Also, this should be cross-posted on Jalopnik. #lasvegas
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    Image of deepey deepey
    11/12/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    This doesn't just happen in Las Vegas. I saw a pickup truck (yes, a little more "low-rent") driving down Douglas St. in Victoria, BC, with a bunch of (fully) nude women in the back handing out business cards. Call me a moralistic prude, but I was kind of grossed out. #lasvegas
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    11/12/09

    @deepey: Damn, that's too bad. I'm teaching a workshop this weekend in Victoria, I'd have paid them to hand out some flyers.

    God knows, I'm not proud. #lasvegas
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    11/12/09

    @deepey: Even better, it's also in Sophisticated Europe.

    But it's also very frustrating finding the combination of google search words to prove it. So take my word for now. #lasvegas
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/11/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    Recession got you down? Can't afford a bunch of dollar bills? Don't mind being that tailgating asshole? STRIPPER MOBILE #lasvegas
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    Image of misha trotsky misha trotsky
    11/11/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    I might as well stick my nose in here. Most are there because they have an 8th grade education, and they feel it's better than waitressing or clerking for minimum wage.

    I'm not being snobbish; it's what I've been told by those who did it. One model for our studio/workshop, does it because she did not finish high school, and her regular job pays min. wage. She gets $100/hr for nude modeling, and has the figure for it.

    When I was in college, our class hired a nude model. One classmate complained to me "men don't have to take their clothes off." When I told my mother she said "men don't have anything to show off."

    If I were female and had that figure, I'd take my clothes off for $100/hr, too.

    It's been going on since the beginning of civilization. #lasvegas
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11/11/09

    @misha trotsky: The pay may be good, but I hope these models have enough financial skills to save or invest whatever they're earning today or be able to find an exit strategy (e.g., marry well). I'm not trying to be moralistic about what kinds of jobs women should take, but that income stream is tied to an constantly-depreciating asset.
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    Image of misha trotsky misha trotsky
    11/12/09

    @Claire Buoyant: Absolutely. I said that to my wife: none are preparing for when they turn 40, and their looks fade.

    One who modeled nude for us, told me she was once a call girl, and another tog told me she was a petty thief. He found out when he tried to help her out into something different, and she stole some equipment from him. #lasvegas
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    11/12/09

    @Claire Buoyant: [www.flickr.com] #lasvegas
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/12/09

    @misha trotsky: I don't think there is any question about why these women are doing the stripping. And really, is Gawker the place to debate ANYONE's life choices? #lasvegas
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    11/12/09

    @raincoaster: Um, I thought that's what gawker was all about. If comments aren't catty, whither gawker? #lasvegas
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    Image of Paul Lesh Paul Lesh
    11/13/09

    This is an attempt by the Deja Vu GM to get attention since the club is turning to garbage. That's about all it's doing too, as the club has been no busier since this poor attempt at promotion started.

    @misha trotsky: I'd like to say that your comment is ignorant and couldn't be farther from the truth. I've been a "regular" at both Deja Vu and Little Darlings for years now, and most of the girls are incredibly intelligent! The idea that they're all dropouts with no education is very wrong; however, the stereotypes that they dance to pay their way through college and/or are single mothers supporting their kids hold the most truth. While it may not be our ideal career, the economy here is one of the worst in our country, and it's fast money (from ~$200-1200/night) for them.

    The girl interviewed happens to be a good friend of mine (dancer name: Kay at Deja Vu), and she doesn't fit any of the stereotypes. She isn't a poor single mom stripping to pay her way through college, support a drug habit, or save up for that new Louis Vuitton bag. She's a very intelligent & stable woman who just enjoys dancing nude for a few extra dollars on the side.

    Pay a visit to one of these clubs and see for yourself that it's not nearly as bad as you think it is. #lasvegas
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/11/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    So what's the problem here? #lasvegas
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/11/09

    @DennyCrane:
    Didn't you get the memo? Poles are wrong this year and some people have never cruised a beach.
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    Image of Go Like Hell Machine Go Like Hell Machine
    11/11/09

    @Magister: I think I'm willing to make an exception to the stripper pole being lame if it's installed in a moving vehicle rolling down the strip in Vegas.

    Well, it's still lame, but cheers for innovation and creativity. #lasvegas
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/11/09

    @Go Like Hell Machine: They had to do something to compete with the distracting architecture, light shows, giant signs and characters on the sidewalk.
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    Edited by Magister at 11/11/09 11:49 PM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    11/11/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    I think that girl in the speeding truck really likes me! #lasvegas
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    Image of bacon117 bacon117
    11/12/09

    @SpyMagician: VERY nice! lol, i had a friend who would say after EVERY trip to the strip club: "Dude, I REALLY think she was into me!" We would just shake our heads and eat our White Castle. #lasvegas
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    Image of TigerTail TigerTail
    11/11/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    Stripper poles are so last century. Bring on the stripper teeter-totters. #lasvegas
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    Image of Go Like Hell Machine Go Like Hell Machine
    11/11/09

    @TigerTail: Think bigger; monkey bars #lasvegas
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/12/09

    @Go Like Hell Machine: Very-Merry-Go-Rounds. #lasvegas
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    11/11/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    I am sorry, but if you're going to strip while on bitumen, the law should require that your headlights be larger than those of the vehicle carrying you.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    11/11/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    I hope they occasionally bust out the old trapped-in-an-invisible-box mime routine. But with more g-strings. #lasvegas
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    Image of Go Like Hell Machine Go Like Hell Machine
    11/11/09

    @MyNameIsChris: Or, alternately, less.
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    Edited by Go Like Hell Machine at 11/11/09 11:17 PM Go Like Hell Machine was starred Go Like Hell Machine was unstarred
    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/11/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    I so don't totally get Vegas. It just seems sad sad sad sad. #lasvegas
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    Image of Go Like Hell Machine Go Like Hell Machine
    11/11/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Then you've clearly never spent 48 hours doing cocaine, drinking and gambling while taking your breaks at strip clubs. In which case, I pity you. #lasvegas
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/11/09

    @Go Like Hell Machine: Correct. I have not. Doesn't sound like fun. #lasvegas
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    Image of Go Like Hell Machine Go Like Hell Machine
    11/11/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: You haven't lived until you've pondered both your own existence in the universe and how exactly she does that while simultaneously being unable to calculate the actual monetary value of plastic chips with dollar amounts printed on them. #lasvegas
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/12/09

    @Go Like Hell Machine: Sounds existential. #lasvegas
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    Image of Go Like Hell Machine Go Like Hell Machine
    11/12/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Like a Bret Easton Ellis novel. #lasvegas
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/12/09

    @Go Like Hell Machine: I read one of those. One was enough. #lasvegas
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