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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    11/12/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    If this doesn't show up in a CSI: Original Flavor episode soon, I will be extremely disappointed. #lasvegas
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    11/12/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    Fox in a box. #lasvegas
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    11/12/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    As an ex-Vegas resident, I can say that, for the locals, this doesn't even register.

    String-bikini-clad 5'10" (h)looker in 4"+ heels getting gas at the local Stop-N-Rob? Catches your eye the first time, but otherwise, meh.

    The driving exhibited by visitors is already so bad, between being in a strange town with shiny objects and glittery lights, it may actually make traffic safer by slowing it to a crawl. They've gotta hurry up and give as much money away before the departing flight! #lasvegas
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/12/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    I really, REALLY want these strippermobile girls to get their own tv show where they drive around the country, stripping and playing rock music and solving mysteries. Who's with me? #lasvegas
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    11/12/09

    @raincoaster: Seinfeld-esque mysteries like: How did you catch that by riding on a tractor? #lasvegas
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/12/09

    @raincoaster: Can they be tipped with Scooby snacks? #lasvegas
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/12/09

    @BadUncle: Strippers don't EAT, fool. They drink Smirnoff Ice, though. #lasvegas
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    11/12/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    This is PROOF that Al Qaeda lost! #lasvegas
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    11/12/09

    @Maxichamp: Also, this should be cross-posted on Jalopnik. #lasvegas
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/11/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    Recession got you down? Can't afford a bunch of dollar bills? Don't mind being that tailgating asshole? STRIPPER MOBILE #lasvegas
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/11/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    So what's the problem here? #lasvegas
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/11/09

    @DennyCrane:
    Didn't you get the memo? Poles are wrong this year and some people have never cruised a beach.
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    Edited by Magister at 11/11/09 11:25 PM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of Go Like Hell Machine Go Like Hell Machine
    11/11/09

    @Magister: I think I'm willing to make an exception to the stripper pole being lame if it's installed in a moving vehicle rolling down the strip in Vegas.

    Well, it's still lame, but cheers for innovation and creativity. #lasvegas
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/11/09

    @Go Like Hell Machine: They had to do something to compete with the distracting architecture, light shows, giant signs and characters on the sidewalk.
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    Edited by Magister at 11/11/09 11:49 PM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    11/11/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    I think that girl in the speeding truck really likes me! #lasvegas
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    Image of bacon117 bacon117
    11/12/09

    @SpyMagician: VERY nice! lol, i had a friend who would say after EVERY trip to the strip club: "Dude, I REALLY think she was into me!" We would just shake our heads and eat our White Castle. #lasvegas
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    11/11/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    I am sorry, but if you're going to strip while on bitumen, the law should require that your headlights be larger than those of the vehicle carrying you.
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    Edited by Buttafooco at 11/11/09 10:47 PM Buttafooco was starred Buttafooco was unstarred
    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    11/11/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    I hope they occasionally bust out the old trapped-in-an-invisible-box mime routine. But with more g-strings. #lasvegas
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    Image of Go Like Hell Machine Go Like Hell Machine
    11/11/09

    @MyNameIsChris: Or, alternately, less.
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    Edited by Go Like Hell Machine at 11/11/09 11:17 PM Go Like Hell Machine was starred Go Like Hell Machine was unstarred
    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/11/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    I so don't totally get Vegas. It just seems sad sad sad sad. #lasvegas
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    Image of Go Like Hell Machine Go Like Hell Machine
    11/11/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Then you've clearly never spent 48 hours doing cocaine, drinking and gambling while taking your breaks at strip clubs. In which case, I pity you. #lasvegas
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/11/09

    @Go Like Hell Machine: Correct. I have not. Doesn't sound like fun. #lasvegas
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    Image of Go Like Hell Machine Go Like Hell Machine
    11/11/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: You haven't lived until you've pondered both your own existence in the universe and how exactly she does that while simultaneously being unable to calculate the actual monetary value of plastic chips with dollar amounts printed on them. #lasvegas
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/12/09

    @Go Like Hell Machine: Sounds existential. #lasvegas
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    Image of Go Like Hell Machine Go Like Hell Machine
    11/12/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Like a Bret Easton Ellis novel. #lasvegas
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/12/09

    @Go Like Hell Machine: I read one of those. One was enough. #lasvegas
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    Image of sparkyl sparkyl
    11/11/09

    In reply to 'Stripper-Mobile' Proves Every Las Vegas Stereotype Correct
    It confirms my tired notions of strippers too. They probably look better moving at least 30 mph. #lasvegas
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