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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    10/12/09

    In reply to Baby Jingles Is to Be Enjoyed by Adult Collectors Only
    For those who find cats too needy.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/12/09

    In reply to Baby Jingles Is to Be Enjoyed by Adult Collectors Only
    # 2 in the series will be Baby TuckerMax!

    "TuckerMax" is realistically sculpted (right down to his adorable protuberant premature beer belly. He's covered with hand-applied homohair. Best of all, he's costumed just like an asshat human fratdouche, in a little knit tee that says "Your MILFy Mommy's Little-Dicked Monkey," with matching cap, shit-filled tiny diaper, wee Pumas, and fancy socks with holes. He gets his name from the self-entitled misogynist horseshit he makes up!

    # 3 in the series is Baby Julia Allison.... (take it away, kids, I'm heading for home).
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    10/12/09

    In reply to Baby Jingles Is to Be Enjoyed by Adult Collectors Only
    This playful little sweetheart is quite a handful.

    That's exactly how Louis Malle introduced Susan Sarandon to Burt Lancaster on the set of Atlantic City.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/12/09

    In reply to Baby Jingles Is to Be Enjoyed by Adult Collectors Only
    Michael Jackson died too soon.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/12/09

    In reply to Baby Jingles Is to Be Enjoyed by Adult Collectors Only
    Whatever happened to predictability?
    The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV?....

    Everywhere you look you see MaryKate (and Ashley too)!...
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    10/12/09

    In reply to Baby Jingles Is to Be Enjoyed by Adult Collectors Only
    Monkey Baby
    There is never a bad time to play a Scissor Sisters song.
    Good Fanvid.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    10/12/09

    In reply to Baby Jingles Is to Be Enjoyed by Adult Collectors Only
    I find this racist and insulting to all other demonically weird and just godawful X-files-laden collectible dolls that Marie Osmond has worked so hard to horrify/taunt us with. Also, I'm positive the people who purchase these things have offspring C.H.U.D.S in their basements, and/or participate in the whole baby beauty pageant monstrosities (very nearly the same thing). The feds should start a list. Just in case.
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    Image of Mymoustache Mymoustache
    10/12/09

    In reply to Baby Jingles Is to Be Enjoyed by Adult Collectors Only
    Is that monkey DRUNK!?!
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/12/09

    @Mymoustache: It's a Brass Monkey. That Funky Monkey.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/12/09

    In reply to Baby Jingles Is to Be Enjoyed by Adult Collectors Only
    Don't kid yourself: if the kind of people who would buy this had children, they'd look JUST like that!
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    Image of Midge Midge
    10/12/09

    In reply to Baby Jingles Is to Be Enjoyed by Adult Collectors Only
    Being a perv, I went to the website and read this; "Soon you'll welcome home Issue Two, Little Sucker."
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    10/12/09

    In reply to Baby Jingles Is to Be Enjoyed by Adult Collectors Only
    Is that the world's first monkey of Swedish extraction?
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    10/12/09

    In reply to Baby Jingles Is to Be Enjoyed by Adult Collectors Only
    first TLC's my monkey baby and now this? what the hell kind of trend is this???
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    Image of Suzy Q and A (Formerly Periwinkle Twinkle) Suzy Q and A (Formerly Periwinkle Twinkle)
    10/12/09

    @tigolbitties: This seems to be the merging of the monkey baby trend and those horrifying reborn babies.
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    10/12/09

    @Mr. T Is The Lion King: what are horrifying reborn babies?!?!?! i'm kinda scared of the answer!
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    Image of meechybee meechybee
    10/12/09

    In reply to Baby Jingles Is to Be Enjoyed by Adult Collectors Only
    Damn those subversive Darwinists and their damn collectibles!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    10/12/09

    @meechybee:
    This may, however, be evidence of devolution.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    10/12/09

    In reply to Baby Jingles Is to Be Enjoyed by Adult Collectors Only
    Just what have you been doing to your Real Doll that it would give birth to this?
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