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    Image of cocodevaux cocodevaux
    11/20/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Pulls a Jesus, Makes His Face Appear in an Ultrasound

    i got 50's barbie. but seeing as how you've mentioned kidman and jacko, i think we've covered all the famous figures made of plastic.
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    Image of AndIAmTellingYou AndIAmTellingYou
    11/20/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Pulls a Jesus, Makes His Face Appear in an Ultrasound
     
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    11/20/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Pulls a Jesus, Makes His Face Appear in an Ultrasound

    I immediately saw Jane.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/20/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Pulls a Jesus, Makes His Face Appear in an Ultrasound

    Let's give Mom a real scare.
    Damn insomnia...
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/20/09


    @unclevanya: Did anyone ask if this is her Second Child?

    OK, going to bed...
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    Image of Helio Helio
    11/20/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Pulls a Jesus, Makes His Face Appear in an Ultrasound
    My vote goes for Moulin Rouge Nicole Kidman. I wonder if either of the parents are gingers.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/20/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Pulls a Jesus, Makes His Face Appear in an Ultrasound

    Funny, I see Lionel Barrymore from It's a Wonderful Life, specifically when he says things out the side of his mouth like "Sentimental HOGwash!"
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    Edited by unclevanya at 11/20/09 4:17 AM unclevanya was starred unclevanya was unstarred
    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/20/09


    @unclevanya: Ooh! Ooh! Even better! It's exploitation-era Joan Crawford!
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/20/09

    @unclevanya: I wish there was a "Like Button" on Gawker.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    11/20/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Pulls a Jesus, Makes His Face Appear in an Ultrasound
    I'm pretty sure seven is a real number.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/20/09

    In reply to Michael Jackson Pulls a Jesus, Makes His Face Appear in an Ultrasound

    Nonsense! That's not Michael Jackson, it's clearly Mr. Jefferson.
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    Image of Swordfish Swordfish
    09/29/09

    In reply to Yeah, Kanye Just Needs Rehab
    Because designing for two fashion houses on two different continents and working out 72 hours a day is just not keeping Mr. Jacobs busy enough.
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    09/29/09

    In reply to Yeah, Kanye Just Needs Rehab
    Sorry, Kanye, even if you quit the Hennessy cold turkey you'll still reek of douchebag.
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    Image of Hands Hands
    09/29/09

    In reply to Yeah, Kanye Just Needs Rehab
    If Ellen Barkin told me to come over when I was done, I wouldn't laugh it off.
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    Xylo promoted this comment Hands was starred Hands was unstarred
    Image of Xylo Xylo
    09/29/09

    @Hands: I'm a girl, and I would do anything she wanted.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    09/29/09

    In reply to Yeah, Kanye Just Needs Rehab
    I don't buy Kanye's drunkness, nor his straightness.
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    Image of Looker Looker
    09/29/09

    In reply to Yeah, Kanye Just Needs Rehab
    What kind of world do we live in when pictures of Khloe Kardashian's wedding are worth $300,000?? Someone out there really cares to see them? Krazy.
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    DahlELama promoted this comment Looker was starred Looker was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    09/29/09

    @Looker: Now now, let's not confuse "worth" and "cost." Ick. Just...ick.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    09/29/09

    In reply to Yeah, Kanye Just Needs Rehab
    Michael Jackson hated wearing black? Surely, that is tongue in something.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    09/29/09

    In reply to Yeah, Kanye Just Needs Rehab
    I guess Jude should just take her word for it?
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    09/29/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Hey, Jude. Don't be afraid.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    09/29/09

    @DevilsAvocado:
    You deserved to go out and boff her.
    Admit it, you O-faced and left it in,
    Now lawyer-up and make it better.
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    09/29/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Heh.
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