I hear he's nervous about his upcoming PhD dissertation in DJoreagraphy and throwing style-faces over the turntables. Bitch is living some sort of Zoolander dream.
What must life mean for an unbright young man to aspire to become Samantha Ronson's iPod? Pretending to play trite music for horrible people night after night, and having to go home to that vortex of dominatricism.. fuck, the comedy writes itself.
The NYT was really really really late on this, no? Or is this what we called in the old days, "Turkey Copy" -- the evergreen feature story laid in months in advance for the looooong weekend.
@Zira: Other than her frighteningly sculpted and scarily veined arms, I thinks she's pretty hot. If she'd wear opera length gloves in the sex tape I'd definitely purchase it.
@BookishLookish: I can't imagine what she sees in him. When you strip away the square jaw, the rippling abs, the piercing blue eyes, the thick head of tousled bed head hair, the perfect teeth, the tawny skin, the lush kissable lips, a 22 year old's sexual stamina combined with hot Latin blood that probably creates insatiable sexual desires, what does he really have to offer?
@ParahSalin: Hmm. I bet he is very good at simple, amusing games and he can probably cook a bit, too. And I have never met a Brazilian who did not like to dance.
@ParahSalin: Madonna is only interested in him for his deep Kaballah energy.
Kind of the way Irish Priests feel the holy spirit of their young charges or evangelical mega-church youth pastors enjoy the praise singing of the teen group.
@BookishLookish: I mistrust his wolfish blue eyes. They freak me . He must embody some Dolce Vita gigolo fantasy of Madonna's, I suppose. Which I can only applaud, though he's far from my type.
@momof3wildkids: I don't think it is a coincidence that she is dating a guy named Jesus. Though I think that was a matter of P.R. rather divine intervention.
I used to have a SICK Roc Raida mixtape cassette back in the day. Then I remember a college friend somehow got a VHS copy of the 1996 Tecnics DMC championships.
Hip-hop backpacker geek heaven right there! hahaha.
Roc Raida dies of Krav Maga accident? "Martial arts" studios in NYC are a fucking joke, with about four or five exceptions. No one should be dying in class. That's the kind of sloppy nonsense that has been passing hands in strip malls across America since Chuck Norris made his stiff approximation of Karate a pop phenomenon.
R.I.P. MISTER MAGIC
Dear Hip Hop: Magic's presence and his voice has forever left it's rubber stamp on hip hop. Magic taught me hip hop when the rest of the world knew not. Magic's voice was reason before I knew what a "voice of reason" was. Magic birthed an energy inside of me that made me want to know more about the culture I was a part of, some of which I might have missed because of geographics, and people who were relevant to the culture. Magic is at the forefront of a culture (still), and I look forward to seeing his name everywhere where respect is due to a sound, a movement and the culture we know as hip hop. Peace to KRS-ONE, DOUGIE FRESH, BAM, ZULU, RUSSELL, HERC, EAZY, SHANTE', FLASH, and others. I could never feel the anguish you do right now. My condolences. We are family. And in Magic's words: "Be yourself, or you might find yourself, by yourself."
Magic you were never, and will never be alone.
Relentless Aaron
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I didn't grow up in NYC and never listened to Rap Attack (though it may be on Youtube or the torrents or someting, dunno), but the music he blasted out is some of the best ever. No doubt.
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What must life mean for an unbright young man to aspire to become Samantha Ronson's iPod? Pretending to play trite music for horrible people night after night, and having to go home to that vortex of dominatricism.. fuck, the comedy writes itself.
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Just make sure you don't watch it on a full stomach. (Remember Madonna will be in it.)
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Related: is the Times aiming for "barely" or "no" shred of dignity left?
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Kind of the way Irish Priests feel the holy spirit of their young charges or evangelical mega-church youth pastors enjoy the praise singing of the teen group.
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Hip-hop backpacker geek heaven right there! hahaha.
RIP Raida.
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Dear Hip Hop: Magic's presence and his voice has forever left it's rubber stamp on hip hop. Magic taught me hip hop when the rest of the world knew not. Magic's voice was reason before I knew what a "voice of reason" was. Magic birthed an energy inside of me that made me want to know more about the culture I was a part of, some of which I might have missed because of geographics, and people who were relevant to the culture. Magic is at the forefront of a culture (still), and I look forward to seeing his name everywhere where respect is due to a sound, a movement and the culture we know as hip hop. Peace to KRS-ONE, DOUGIE FRESH, BAM, ZULU, RUSSELL, HERC, EAZY, SHANTE', FLASH, and others. I could never feel the anguish you do right now. My condolences. We are family. And in Magic's words: "Be yourself, or you might find yourself, by yourself."
Magic you were never, and will never be alone.
Relentless Aaron
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I didn't grow up in NYC and never listened to Rap Attack (though it may be on Youtube or the torrents or someting, dunno), but the music he blasted out is some of the best ever. No doubt.