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Wait. Hold on a minute.
Yep. I just got fired for projectile vomiting eleven and a half cups of coffee all over my boss's penny loafers, in response to a question or series of questions having something to do with the reasons for (i) my elevated tone of voice, (ii) the suddenly red color of my face, and (iii) my notable absence from a 57.105 hearing in Circuit Court twenty minutes ago.
Ooopsie.
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My hnads are shkin sss obad I cnat eevn type strgiht and my eyes arerolling bac iknto myhaed and thnigs are raelly getning internesting!!!!!
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Wait, is that my boss?
Oh, hi Brian. Yeah, I got your emails. Wait, what? Dude.
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Tan tan tan tadan-tan tadan-tan,
[higher octave]
Tan tan tan tadan-tan tadan-tan,
[higher octave]
Tan tan tan tadan-tan tadan-tan,
Tan tan tan tadan-tan tadan-tan, tan
Come on,
come on,
come on,
come on now,
Touch me babe,
Can't you see that I am not afraid?
What was that promise that you made?
Why the fuck can I never get laid?
If they fire me now will I still get paid?
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Wait.
What the fuck was that?
Never mind. I just farted. I feel better now.
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