Is It Time?
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Over here. Over here. Over here. Right here. Hi.
Trepidation
Do you think that you are the only one who can tell a story? That is just not true. I have a story to tell.
Rollin'
Shoop. Ssshhhhoo boop. Shoo boop, de boop shoo boop. Hello. Didn't see you there. Do you want to sit on a pillow? I am singing my jam.
Read a Book
Capital in the Twenty-First Century, by Thomas Piketty. Belknap Press, 685 pp. Tastes like dry paper.
Party Time
Is life a party? I don't know.
Give a Kiss to Me
Saw a mouse in my house, yes! She's my girlfriend nowwww.
Banana
Lots of encouraging comments from readers lately. Many of you seem to long for an interspecies connection, an emotional bridge across the boundaries of biological determinism, into a world of pure love. It's odd to call this a desire for a more "humane" lifestyle, but that does seem to capture the feeling, does it…
Jajajajaja
Found out just recently that "Jajajaja" is how foreign people express laughter in typing. I want to be clear that for me it's just a sound I make. The "J" sound is like "jam!" when I say it.
"Hey": A New Column from a Dog
We're extremely pleased to announce the hiring of a new Gawker columnist, a dog, who will maintain a blog at dog.gawker.com. Please enjoy a dog's first column, "Hey."
Hey
Hey. Hey. Hi. Hey.
Injured Dog Can’t Catch a Ball but with Slow Motion It Doesn’t Matter
Reddit user BrazilianDanny filmed his recently-injured Yorkie, named Kiwi, trying (and failing) to catch a few balls thrown her way. (“She had both knees operated on just 4 months ago,” Kiwi’s owner explains.)
Hero Dog Survives 9 Days of Freezing Weather, Gets Hit By Car, Survives!
This pet dog from Maryland went missing in Maine during nine days and nights of insanely cold weather, and it was only rescued after it was hit by a car that nearly killed it. How's your January going?
Paralyzed Man Wakes to Find His Dog Bit Off His Testicle
An Arkansas man paralyzed from the waist down told police he awoke Monday morning to a "burning pain," only to find his dog chewing on a ball. His ball, that is.
Police Officers Salute Sick K-9 Colleague on Farewell Walk to Vet
Kaiser, a 2-year-old German Shepherd who has served valiantly as a member of the Plymouth (MA) Police Department's K-9 unit since he was five months old, had to be put down last week after a rapid decline in health due to a sudden onset of kidney disease.
Hero Engineer Pulls Train's Emergency Brakes at the Last Minute, Saves Puppy Tied to the Tracks by Its Owner
A quick-thinking train engineer is being credited with saving the life of a 10-month-old poodle-terrier mix who was tied to the tracks by his elderly owner.
Cheap Toy Poodles Purchased in Argentinian Bazaar Turn Out to Be 'Ferrets on Steroids'
A man in Argentina was either ripped off or not depending on your view of paying for a toy poodle and getting a giant ferret instead.
Gay Couple Attacked with Wrench Over Pink Poodle's 'Un-American' Color
A gay couple in Oregon says it was their pink poodle Beauty who prompted a man to violently attack them in broad daylight last Friday.
These Photos of an Adorable Little Boy and His French Bulldog Buddy Single-Handedly Justify the Existence of Instagram
Little Tasuku and his French Bulldog Muu are inseparable.
Dog With 'Human Face' Looking for Human Dog-Lovers to Take Him Home
It's unclear how or why Tonik the eerily humanoid poodle/Shih Tzu mix ended up in a kill shelter in Kentucky, but the good news is that he is no longer there.
Facebook Users Mount Campaign to Save 'Gay Dog' from Being Put Down by Tennessee Kill Shelter [UPDATE: Rescued!]
This healthy male American Bulldog mix is scheduled to be put down later today at the Rabies Control shelter in Jackson, Tennesee.
