Let's just SAY that none of my ex-boyfriends or their current barmaid girlfriends have enough money to sue me - I can probably Spoofcard all over the place, right? RIGHT?!
@squeakel: Because keys are legal but stealing/unauthorized duplication of said keys is not. But Spoofcard could be found liable for harm in a civil suit, which is a whole 'nother thing.
Fake hair color, fake tan, fake ethics. Ali, you may as well add some fake boobs or fake nails for the porny superfecta, 'cause your "social" days are over, little girl.
Would it be appropriate to say that Nina Freudenberger is now experiencing Schadenfreude? Or, we can combine it into one incredibly long, German-esque word: Schadenfreudenberger.
@CaptainFantastic: The next, unnanounced feature is that some Gawker commenters will have five pointed stars, some six, and some seven. I'm gonna hold out till I get the upside-down five pointer with the circle thingy.
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You can if you do it from a pay phone. (If they exist anymore.)
I wonder why Spoofcards are legal if breaking into someone's voicemail may not be?
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Buh-bye, Miss Ali. And not a minute too soon.
*Hums "Rip Her to Shreds" by Blondie*
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And may I add: Hahahahaha! Dumbass!
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That'll determine my interest in following the story.
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