In an incident similar to the Great Roommate Buttering Caper of May 2011 in terms of messiness, domestic disruption, and—perhaps most remarkably—the involvement of a woman named Dawn, a Chicago wife has been arrested for hurling cupcakes at her husband during an argument. How sweet it isn't! ("It" being a…

Police in Yorktown, Virginia responded to a domestic dispute call around 10:00 a.m. on Thursday that resulted in a man decapitating himself. Yes, that's right. He decapitated himself.

Usually low-profile HBO chief Chris Albrecht is hiding out at home in Los Angeles, and has not been charged after his weekend visit to a Las Vegas jail. Police officers said that they saw him involved in some manner of fisticuffs (or at least a misunderstanding) with his girlfriend at the MGM Grand's valet parking.…