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    11/30/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Spent Thanksgiving: A Recap of His Car Crash Story So Far
    So now TMZ is a credible news source?
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    11/30/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Spent Thanksgiving: A Recap of His Car Crash Story So Far
    Not sure if this was mentioned below, but why in the hell would tiger shop at Zales?
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    11/30/09

    @monoverb: The Kobe Special ALWAYS comes from Zales, of course! I mean, these guys aren't going to waste any real money here, right?
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    11/30/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Spent Thanksgiving: A Recap of His Car Crash Story So Far
    You know, people may think black men are badass, but whenever their wives try to beat them up, they run away. Tiger, Lionel Ritchie. Kobe probably cleared a couple of hedges.
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    11/30/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Spent Thanksgiving: A Recap of His Car Crash Story So Far
    So who caused the injuries, The Lady or The Tiger?
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    11/30/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Spent Thanksgiving: A Recap of His Car Crash Story So Far
    What's the deal with the "hooker mouth" in all these photos lately? Is it a requirement that every lady in a club making a face like she just sucked on a lemon? I mean give it a rest...also Ms. Uchitel doesn't do it for me. I'd hope Tiger could do better...
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    11/30/09

    @alboy2: They're frozen that way due to botox addiction.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    11/30/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Spent Thanksgiving: A Recap of His Car Crash Story So Far
    This is wrong. Luckily I got the real story from my roommate. I had recently ingested an ambien at the time so details are elusive but here was the rundown I was given:

    Tyler Woods is the best at golf. He sometimes takes his "teh best" status and applies it to other things. In this unfortunate case it was cunnilingus while his wife was menstruating.

    He thought "most people don't care to do this sort of thing, I mean regular period sex isn't a biggie but the eating, that's exxxtreme." So he went to town, and despite all of his golf prowess and his father's training, he failed to gauge the power of his wife's heaviest of flow days. It was like somebody had punctured the vats at a borscht factory.

    So he threw in the towel and said "no more." And that's when his wife got mad, because she was almost "there" but he stopped and then there was just the mess. She became furious and beat him up. Then she took the Nike Titaniums and hacked out the back window of the Buick Rendezvous. Also the car had crashed somehow.

    That's the truth, and by "truth" I mean something my roommate made up while I was taking ambien to forget how horrible my life is right now.
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    11/30/09

    @shostakobitch: "Then the police used a snow shovel to clean up the mess. the end."
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    11/30/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Spent Thanksgiving: A Recap of His Car Crash Story So Far
    Meanwhile, Florida is the fifth most dangerous state with the one of the most consistently high murder rates.

    Florida Highway Patrol: they've got priorities.
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    lostarchitect promoted this comment WordyNinja was starred WordyNinja was unstarred
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    11/30/09

    @WordyNinja: I dunno, assault with a deadly weapon sounds like something worth investigating to me.
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    11/30/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Spent Thanksgiving: A Recap of His Car Crash Story So Far
    Does the fact that one has security cameras recording in their home mean the cops can use them against you? Big Brother is us?
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    Atilla the Bun promoted this comment Sleepyhead was starred Sleepyhead was unstarred
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    11/30/09

    @Sleepyhead: They can absolutely be used against you, just like any other incriminating evidence in your home that the police obtain with a warrant. Hell, your own DNA and blood can be used against you and even forcibly extracted from your person.

    But I imagine Woods had those security tapes destroyed before he was even released from the hospital.
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    11/30/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Spent Thanksgiving: A Recap of His Car Crash Story So Far
    the least-credible aspect of this account is that Tiger would go to Zales to buy a diamond ring.
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    Dave J. promoted this comment set_it_and_forget_it was starred set_it_and_forget_it was unstarred
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    11/30/09

    @gabbo: I think Tiger saying that his wife had "gone ghetto" on his ass is the least believable part of this, but the Zales bit is pretty awesome as well.
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    11/30/09

    @gabbo: Thank you. I mean, Blue Nile will Fed Ex for you and I'm sure there was a Tiffany around those parts. Speaking of Zales and the like, I'm so offended by the Kay Jewelers commerical and its infinite cheesniess. I had to post.
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    son of spam promoted this comment bboston88 was starred bboston88 was unstarred
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    11/30/09

    @bboston88: There can be no discussion of the jeweler commercials without including the Benari Jewelers ads that litter sporting events on Philadelphia stations. Here's one.
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    11/30/09

    @Dave J.: Yes and yes.
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    Image of bboston88 bboston88
    11/30/09

    @son of spam: Wow. That's pretty bad too. Who are the ad agencies for these people? It's just embarassing!
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    11/30/09

    @gabbo: Where else would you get a "Kobe special?"
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    11/30/09

    @intime: A hotel room in Vegas?
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    11/30/09

    @Dave J.: ehrm, i think its pretty clear what 'gone ghetto' means in this context...something along the lines of 'got physically violent,' and I think that qualifies as one of the *more* credible aspects of this story. tiger's experience is teaching us all a lesson here. do NOT two-time the descendants of vikings. they will cut you. and pillage you.
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    11/30/09

    @intime: i dunno, h. winston, tiffany's, cartier, for starters?
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    11/30/09

    @bboston88: its like, do people really feel these kinds of feelings?
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    12/01/09

    @gabbo: Kobe doesn't have that kind of class. He bangs any girl he can get his hands on in any hotel he visits and then gets all huffy when one who is obviously off her rocker accuses him of rape.
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    11/30/09

    In reply to How Tiger Woods Spent Thanksgiving: A Recap of His Car Crash Story So Far
    Looks like Rachel is giving the camera a little glimpse of heaven.
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    11/30/09

    @atotalcad: If heaven is a set of banana-yellow matching panties, I'll pass.
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Hit a Bitch to Stop Domestic Violence
    Blakeley's hand looks so soft. #domesticviolence
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    11/20/09

    @o-line: Oh!! That burn is on fire!!!

    So hearted.
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Hit a Bitch to Stop Domestic Violence
    I hear if you upload your picture to the site and someone scores a 10 off of it, your prize is getting driven to the Grammys in a Lamborghini.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/16/09

    In reply to Hit a Bitch to Stop Domestic Violence
    Anybody know what Jackson Browne got on this? #domesticviolence
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    11/20/09

    @raincoaster: Bwahahaha!

    Hearted, hearted, hearted!!
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Hit a Bitch to Stop Domestic Violence
    Where's the I'm Squishing Your Face! virtual game?
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    raincoaster promoted this comment Edited by J. Frank Parnell at 11/16/09 9:57 PM J. Frank Parnell was starred J. Frank Parnell was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/16/09

    @J. Frank Parnell: Only available in Canada, sorry. Payback for Hulu. #domesticviolence
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Hit a Bitch to Stop Domestic Violence
    Who thought this was a good idea?I really don't understand this. If you don't hit her 10 times are you still gansta? #domesticviolence
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