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    Does the Cosmogirl Training Camp Get Results?

    Cosmogirl Blogger Wonders: How to Tell Dude He's Bad in Bed?

    Smith Grad/Cosmogirl Wonders: Is "Playing the Field" Immoral?
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    10/29/08

    In reply to Does the Cosmogirl Training Camp Get Results?
    "Getting in touch with your sexy side (even when you don't have a man!)" no doubt involves a giggly trip to Babeland to look at but not purchase vibrators, followed by a Girls Gone Wild session of kissing other girls in front of boys because somehow this is supposed to make them think you're available.
    Sigh.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/29/08

    @City_Dater: Cosmo's next oversize overlong headline:

    Your Non-Orgasm Orgasm: How to Enjoy It for Him All Night Long
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    Image of T.S._delegate T.S._delegate
    10/29/08

    In reply to Does the Cosmogirl Training Camp Get Results?
    whenever I'm reading and I come across the words "fun" and "fearless" together in a sentence, my brain switches off and I fall headfirst onto my keyboard, fast asleep.


    I guess I wouldn't make a very good cosmogirl.

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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/29/08

    In reply to Does the Cosmogirl Training Camp Get Results?
    List for Next Summer:


    - Video camera,

    - Tent,

    - Backissues of CosmoGirl.

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    Image of katastic katastic
    10/29/08

    In reply to Does the Cosmogirl Training Camp Get Results?
    "Working at Cosmo, I learned that I, too, can trap a man! Just follow these easy CosmoGirl cardinal rules, as given in the magazine:
    1.) Follow all the rules!
    2.) Be a total nutjob in the sack!
    3.) Never, ever be yourself!
    4.) Manipulate, manipulate, manipulate.
    GET THAT RING ON YOUR FINGER, LADIES!"
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    10/29/08

    @katastic: To be fair, #2 is pretty sound advice.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    10/29/08

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: There's good nutjob and bad nutjob.


    My heavens, that sounds vulgar.

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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    10/29/08

    @katastic: Agreed. Please keep any and all extremely cold/hot/elastic items away from genitalia, yours and mine.
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    Image of blogissuchanuglyword blogissuchanuglyword
    10/29/08

    In reply to Does the Cosmogirl Training Camp Get Results?
    I really like Leo. I'm she made it through the blog year only a moderate amount more Cosmo'd then she came in.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    10/29/08

    In reply to Does the Cosmogirl Training Camp Get Results?
    "I thought that being a Cosmogirl would be something crazy special and awesome, but it turned out to be basically the same thing as being a regular girl. So...I win, I guess?"
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/29/08

    In reply to Does the Cosmogirl Training Camp Get Results?
    Wait, I thought Cosmogirls were women who somehow found men who liked to fuck on beds covered in marbles while scrunchies were wrapped around their dicks?
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    10/29/08

    @drunkexpatwriter: The marbles thing sounds particularly dangerous.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/29/08

    @Nic Fit: Yeah, when I read that piece of advice all I could imagine was how the fuck I'd get a marble out of my ass if it got stuck up there.
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    Image of Lebenskunstlerin Lebenskunstlerin
    10/29/08

    @drunkexpatwriter: I had to google the marbles thing to make sure you were serious. That is hands-down the worst advice I've ever read in my entire life.
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    Image of ineffable.me ineffable.me
    10/29/08

    @Lebenskunstlerin: is it sfw to google it? and if not can you provide the details here? i have not actually heard this one before
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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    10/29/08

    In reply to Does the Cosmogirl Training Camp Get Results?
    Coverhurl.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    10/29/08

    @mrsarahpalinsbaby: Hah!!!
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    10/29/08

    In reply to Does the Cosmogirl Training Camp Get Results?
    "a couple of romances" in 30 days? I guess she decided playing the field isn't immmoral.
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    Image of Bob Wiley Bob Wiley
    10/29/08

    @Nic Fit: She actually blogged for about a year. Yes, I read her blog.
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    10/29/08

    @FreudRage: Did you learn anything?
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    Image of Bob Wiley Bob Wiley
    10/29/08

    @Nic Fit: I wish I could say I learned how to go from a socially awkward girl to a sexy, social butterfly. Nope, still socially awkward.
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    Image of ineffable.me ineffable.me
    10/29/08

    In reply to Does the Cosmogirl Training Camp Get Results?
    But how many ways does she know to please a man?
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    Image of katastic katastic
    10/29/08

    @ineffable.me: Does she know about the donut trick? The scrunchies?
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/29/08

    @ineffable.me: I wonder if the Cosmo readership ever figures out that all we want are regular blow jobs?
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/29/08

    @katastic: I just commented about the scrunchies at, I think, the exact same second you did.
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    Image of ineffable.me ineffable.me
    10/29/08

    @drunkexpatwriter: you mean you dont want a girl to pour hot wax on your taint while moving it around sexily in a circular motion?
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/29/08

    @ineffable.me: Nope. I just want her to suck my cock.


    I'm not a man of mystery.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/29/08

    @drunkexpatwriter: Cosmogirls only give ice cube blow jobs.
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    Image of ineffable.me ineffable.me
    10/29/08

    @drunkexpatwriter: why, i dont think you are a man at all!


    sorry missy, the jig is up! no man would ever say that!

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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/29/08

    @BookishLookish: That's the last thing I ever want.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/29/08

    @ineffable.me: Also, I did just get dressed up to go to a halloween party as "Pregnant Jamie Lynne Spears"...
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/29/08

    @drunkexpatwriter: Cosmogirls can't stop being creative with their blow jobs! Chocolate sauce blow jobs! Ice cube blow jobs! Upside-down blow jobs!
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    Image of Agent355 Agent355
    10/29/08

    @BookishLookish: My specialty is the cayenne hot pepper sauce blow job while I'm riding a stationary bike. It's hawt!
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    10/29/08

    @Agent355: Meet me in Avery Island, Louisiana. Bring your Lifecycle.
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    10/29/08

    @drunkexpatwriter: No. They think the scrunchie trick is the way to get and keep a great guy.
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    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    10/29/08

    In reply to Does the Cosmogirl Training Camp Get Results?
    Sheila:

    Please wait until November 5th before you start discouraging the submentals from their circus training. Extra time on their hands would only encourage them to vote.
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    Image of Richard Blakeley Richard Blakeley
    10/29/08

    In reply to Does the Cosmogirl Training Camp Get Results?
    Leo is very talented and I don't think she's going to have a problem doing anything she wants to do.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    10/29/08

    @blakeley: Shamelessly trawling for ass from girls with zero self-confidence, are we?
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/29/08

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Haha. "Dear Missed Connections. I met you at an end of summer barbeque. I'm a videographer with artfully tousled hair.... Since then I have lost my iphone."
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    10/29/08

    In reply to Does the Cosmogirl Training Camp Get Results?
    "[doing] the grown-up" as a euphemism for sex


    If this gets you hard, I hope Chris Hansen has a folder full of your misspelled fantasies.

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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    10/29/08

    @JessicaLovejoy wants a Deldeaux in Butts!: Agreed. But, speaking of Chris Hansen, don't you kinda wish they would bust Hansen for propositioning a minor for sex, just once? He's such a smug self righteous douchebag that, even though his efforts are no-doubt admirable (at least in theory), the irony of watching him get a taste of his own medicine is just too tantalizing.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/29/08

    In reply to Does the Cosmogirl Training Camp Get Results?
    I have written on this topic extensively, but let me summarize in one sentence: Being a Cosmogirl is all about using a douche nozzle and being a douche nozzle.
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    Image of TVAddendum TVAddendum
    10/29/08

    In reply to Does the Cosmogirl Training Camp Get Results?
    first, servicey!
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/29/08

    @TVAddendum: Technically, if I just write FIRST now, and switch the view to "Newest first", I totally win over you.
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