Media Bubble: Play It As It Lays
Donald Rumsfeld: The Ignominious End
We have no idea who did this or why, but it was probably inevitable.
Breaking: Donald Rumsfeld Joining Atoosa Rubenstein In Pursuing Other Options
Yep, it's true. Defense Secretary Donald Rumseld is packing it in. This won't come as a shock to those of you who keep in touch with the muckraking journal which broke the story late last evening, the Wall Street Jour— er, the New York T— er, the National Enq— huh? Oh, right, the Comedy Central blog. Nice work, media!…
SecDef Starts More Wars
We know you don't like the media, Donnie. And we know the media aren't perfect. But here's the thing: You go to war with the media you have, not the media you might want or wish to have at a later time.
Donald Rumsfeld, sex columnist
"Donald Rumsfeld" on "dirty talk": "Listen, anybody that can talk clean can talk dirty. Dirty talk is just like normal talk, except dirty. Your wife wants dirty talk, so give her dirty talk. Something like, 'Those breasts are first-rate,' or 'I am going to give you a darned good orgasm,' or, if she likes the rough…
