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    America's Future First Couple

    MSNBC Uses Our Favorite Photo to Humiliate Donny Deutsch

    Donny Deutsch, Howard Dean Also Journalists Now

    Donny Deutsch Is Irresistible

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    Entourage Star Sent For Model After Calling In Sick

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    Image of Weegee's bored Weegee's bored
    08/05/09

    In reply to America's Future First Couple
    Join me and we will rule the slag heap together as husband and wife!
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    07/28/09

    In reply to MSNBC Uses Our Favorite Photo to Humiliate Donny Deutsch
    While relatively sane in the rest of my life, I inexplicably love the Deutsch. Seriously love. I know he's almost unanimously considered a douche but he's actually quite charming in person.
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    Image of graceless graceless
    07/28/09

    In reply to MSNBC Uses Our Favorite Photo to Humiliate Donny Deutsch
    I'd hit that.
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    07/28/09

    In reply to MSNBC Uses Our Favorite Photo to Humiliate Donny Deutsch
    So his coworkers, like the rest of America, know what a ridiculous douchebag he is (with or without the pic), yet CNBC continues to employ him. Part of the Zucker Effect, I imagine.
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    Image of Alaska Miller Alaska Miller
    07/28/09

    In reply to MSNBC Uses Our Favorite Photo to Humiliate Donny Deutsch
    Donny "Mr. Banker Shirts" Deutsch is a f-ing dumb choice as anchor, worse off than CNN's Hate Life Network keeping Nancy Grace around. Tamyrn Hall gave her a complete look of disgust when he started babbling how some white dude in a mullet is now the new face of terror. God forbid that not all terrorists come in fancy muslim favors rather than the Timothy McVeigh kind.

    Bottom line: Donny Deutch is douche on the O'Reilly level but with Glenn Beck's sensibilities.
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    Image of Shelwood Shelwood
    07/29/09

    @Alaska Miller: Tamron's barely disguised loathing of The Douche is the only thing getting me through Shuster's vacation.
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    Image of deardearfriend deardearfriend
    07/28/09

    In reply to MSNBC Uses Our Favorite Photo to Humiliate Donny Deutsch
    Before he interrupted, she was starting to say why they put up the picture, that it had to do with him calling people out on health care reform and racial profiling.
    Sounds like she's saying that his fitness level has declined to such a degree as to be only a tax burden under reform. And he's lucky he wasn't profiled based on his mullet.
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    Image of Gnip-Gnop Gnip-Gnop
    07/28/09

    In reply to MSNBC Uses Our Favorite Photo to Humiliate Donny Deutsch
    Ok, so that photo was 25 years ago. But what's the excuse for the shirt you're wearing today?
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    07/28/09

    In reply to Donny Deutsch, Howard Dean Also Journalists Now
    Then there's this bit of blithering idiocy from Tara Parker-Pope (naturally, she's hyphenated) at the NYT:

    "Harry Potter and the Pint of Liquid Courage"

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/28/health/28well.html?_r=3&hp

    God save us all from teachable moments.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    07/28/09

    In reply to Donny Deutsch, Howard Dean Also Journalists Now
    I don't understand why the Journal doesn't have an editorial page worthy of its news reporting. That doesn't mean it can't be conservative, but not insane would be be a good start.
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    04/06/09

    In reply to Donny Deutsch Is Irresistible
    I've said it before and I'll say it again.....I find the Deutsch inexplicably hot. I used to be ashamed. Now I just go with it.
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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    04/07/09

    @gladys_kravitz: No doubt. He's the only screaming face on CNBC who still has a loose grip on reality. I await the day when I can sit on Gawker for 16 straight hours and mock Dennis Kneale in anything less than his I'm-a-fucktard-who-never-saw-it-coming-but-still-won't-shutup business suit and relish every moment of the torture. In comparison, Deutsch is smokin' hot.
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    Image of GuyBitchy GuyBitchy
    04/06/09

    In reply to Donny Deutsch Is Irresistible
    Never fails to delight, this photo. Like happy in a can.


    Listen... shhhhhhhh....


    You can almost hear his thoughts:


    'Must clench fists for maximum-rippage... clench, clench... come on... take that pitchah, take it, yeah... so fucking hot... oh, yeah... '

     Reply
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    04/06/09

    In reply to Donny Deutsch Is Irresistible
    Hedge funder who succeeded thanks to daddy = douchebag
    Donnie Deutch = douchebag


    Shouldn't you trade UP when you leave your husband?

     Reply
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/06/09

    In reply to Donny Deutsch Is Irresistible
    HamNo, please refer to him as Donny "Sahara Maker" Deutsch from now on.
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    04/06/09

    In reply to Donny Deutsch Is Irresistible
    What married woman could resist the way the ruddy glow of his portofino tan contrasts with his pasty thighs when he wears a banana hammock?
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    04/06/09

    In reply to Donny Deutsch Is Irresistible
    Never minding the horror of the mullet, speedo, sun burn and Corona induced body bloat, what the hell is with the pose?


    Is this a pugilistic stance? Or is he in pantomiming a mounting and the pic was taken in midthrust?

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/06/09

    @resipsaloquacious: "This water is very cold, I can feel my balls retreating into my body, but it's a photo op so I will smile."
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    Image of Monkeyrash Monkeyrash
    04/06/09

    @resipsaloquacious: All before noon on a Monday. It's gonna be a good week.
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