Jon, baby! You should head to the Asser Levy Pool on 23rd and C!
$300, a willingness to have your cavities searched by security and a strong immunity to e coli will get you a lifetime of relaxation by a pool! #therich
Ummmm.... If you have money, you should be spending it. I'm sure all those workers and manufacturers were thrilled with the million dollar renovation. #therich
@VoxPopuli: Most nyc leases include a clause about covering a certain percentage of your floor (often 80%) with carpeting or rugs. A few tenants actually follow this.
my sister sent momma a text saying "happy m.d." and my slacker brother is crashing at the rents house and sleeping away a hangover in the basement. so, i think im finally the favorite today! at least i sent a card & called.
So you're jewish? My top two hardon fantasy ethnic types.
Sorry Kara. You are my top fantasy ever, but you need to shed the whole Scientology thing and I'll be all like Swedish is the shit. Until then, you are a nutty Scientologist. But I love you with all my heart and all my soul.
@ACunta Kinta: Eh fuckit. Jezebel is going to delete this screenname anyway. You soft piece of shit pining away for the love of your life only being allowed calls every 3 fucking weeks...
David Fucking Miscaviage. I've been coming for you near over 2 years and the body blow is coming soon.
@ACunta Kinta: I love you, you bad, bad waking dream on a chilly morning with no heat or hot water. I wish I were Kara. I love your comments. I could spend could eternity reading them.
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Jon, baby! You should head to the Asser Levy Pool on 23rd and C!
$300, a willingness to have your cavities searched by security and a strong immunity to e coli will get you a lifetime of relaxation by a pool! #therich
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Sometimes twitter gives me TMI about people and I never quite look at them the same way again. The Corddry thing will stay with me a while.
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hmm, well it also helps for her to have a birthday that's really close to mother's day, like my mom does."
I don't get this. How does this get her to not care about mother's day?
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Sorry Kara. You are my top fantasy ever, but you need to shed the whole Scientology thing and I'll be all like Swedish is the shit. Until then, you are a nutty Scientologist. But I love you with all my heart and all my soul.
Come home Kara. Come home!
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David Fucking Miscaviage. I've been coming for you near over 2 years and the body blow is coming soon.
Ya midget mother fucker.
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