Ladies: need to ask your boss for a raise, but unsure how? This Summer's Eve ad has a step-by-step plan for you. Step One: "showering with Summer's Eve feminine wash."

A year ago, interrupty superflack Ronn [sic] Torossian filed America's Greatest Lawsuit when he sued rival flack Drew Kerr for $20 million(!) for setting up a website—RonnTorosianPR.com—with a picture of a douche ad on it. Douche sayswhat?

CollegeHumor cofounder Ricky Van Veen has decided to short the word "douche."