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    Dude There's This Axe Body Spray Club in The Hamptons With So Many Sluts, I Swear
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/22/09

    In reply to Dude There's This Axe Body Spray Club in The Hamptons With So Many Sluts, I Swear
    They will face stiff competition across the street from The Doucherie.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/22/09

    In reply to Dude There's This Axe Body Spray Club in The Hamptons With So Many Sluts, I Swear
    That shot also looks like an hommage to (i.e., theft from) the video of "Hungry Like the Wolf."
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    Image of Anthony De Rosa Anthony De Rosa
    05/22/09

    In reply to Dude There's This Axe Body Spray Club in The Hamptons With So Many Sluts, I Swear
    I'm surprised it took this long. Selling naming rights to nightclubs seems like a marriage in douchebag heaven.
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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    05/22/09

    @Soup: is true.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    05/22/09

    In reply to Dude There's This Axe Body Spray Club in The Hamptons With So Many Sluts, I Swear
    Does it kill body lice?
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    05/22/09

    @BadUncle: yes, and it also blocks ovulation.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    05/22/09

    In reply to Dude There's This Axe Body Spray Club in The Hamptons With So Many Sluts, I Swear
    Smells Like Ween Spirit.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/22/09

    In reply to Dude There's This Axe Body Spray Club in The Hamptons With So Many Sluts, I Swear
    "Axe-themed drink"? How many shades (and flavors) of wrong is that?
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    05/22/09

    In reply to Dude There's This Axe Body Spray Club in The Hamptons With So Many Sluts, I Swear
    This is an excuse for another photo session for Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    05/22/09

    In reply to Dude There's This Axe Body Spray Club in The Hamptons With So Many Sluts, I Swear
    If I were those bunnies I would scram. That woman looks hungry.
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    Image of friendslikeJimRome friendslikeJimRome
    05/22/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: I thought she had mistaken the little bunnies for an Axe Man and now she's pissed off. Hungry Like The Wolf?
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    05/22/09

    @friendslikeJimRome: I believe she's-- in trashy, gender-wars parlance-- the canine sister of the Cougar, called a Coyote who preys on be-Axed men, killing them, eating them, then leaving only the bones to bleach in the sun.
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    05/22/09

    In reply to Dude There's This Axe Body Spray Club in The Hamptons With So Many Sluts, I Swear
    The Axe Lounge: where Axe-holes and Axe Wounds unite
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/22/09

    @leonleonleon:


    . . . with Axe clowns and Axe hats.

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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    05/22/09

    @leonleonleon: @Smitros: and to be an Axe Master is not a compliment.
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    05/22/09

    In reply to Dude There's This Axe Body Spray Club in The Hamptons With So Many Sluts, I Swear
    Guests are encouraged to pop their collars at the door.
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    Image of squidbait squidbait
    05/22/09

    @RonMwangaguhunga: And they all use the same terrible pickup line: "Can I axe you a question?"
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/22/09

    @squidbait:


    More or less the same lead-in I hear from panhandlers.


    Coincidence?

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    Image of restless restless
    05/22/09

    In reply to Dude There's This Axe Body Spray Club in The Hamptons With So Many Sluts, I Swear
    Axe is the new Drakkar Noir. Back in the day, that was the eau de choice for douchebags.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    05/22/09

    @restless:


    1. Is this all leading up to a giant cathartic post that blends Julia Allison with the Hipster Grifter, the Montauk Monster and Axe Body Spray?


    2. Seriously -- can we have a mini-poll here? What do the ladies want men to smell like? My favorite ever scent for myself was something called "Puig."

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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    05/22/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: 2. Oleg Cassini was my scent ... subtle, but rich, at a time when my entire college dorm smelled like Drakkar and bonghits.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    05/22/09

    In reply to Dude There's This Axe Body Spray Club in The Hamptons With So Many Sluts, I Swear
    This guy I know plans to do quite a bit of body spraying in the Hamptons this summer.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    05/22/09

    In reply to Dude There's This Axe Body Spray Club in The Hamptons With So Many Sluts, I Swear
    Spray more, get more.

    --Rudy Ray Moore
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