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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    I've told you people a thousand times not to pick on my boyfriend Donny. Seriously.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    But the mullets, people! What about the mullets?
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    What Donny lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for in gee-whiz enthusiasm, the kind of annoying glee that you see in 6-year-olds when you bring em to the circus.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    I'd do Donny -- if I were deaf and blind, and Larry King wasn't available.
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    Image of blogissuchanuglyword blogissuchanuglyword
    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    Yeah, nothing embarrasses a man like when other people know he gets frequently laid. They hate that.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    We've seen that we could correctly deduce -- with a high probability -- Ms. Sandler's mating preference by only observing a male's neck width.


    As an additional factor, however, I hypothesize that there is an inverse correlation between self-awareness in her mates and the degree of sexual preference she will show.

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    Image of SybilDisobedience SybilDisobedience
    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    That photo of Deutsch reminds me: I have some really old Honey-Baked Ham in the fridge from Thanksgiving. Time to throw it out.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    Andrew is kinda the "born on third base" type but at least he worked, wasn't the blow-coke-up-you-nose and flunk-out-of-3-schools type. If your marriage is that bad that you suspect your wife, though - why not call it a day and deal with each other (and especially your children) respectfully and PRIVATELY, before hiring a P.I. and having all the world know?


    Hard to imagine losing your children and marriage to fool around with a press whore like Deutsch. Your children (and all their friends) now know you are a ho, and their lives will be scarred forever. Hope the sex was worth it, Mrs. Sandler! Nice way to ruin a couple of innocent lives.

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    Image of someonelikeyou someonelikeyou
    12/11/08

    @FormerEnglishMajor:


    Hmmm... I wouldn't worry about Mrs. Sandler.


    It all worked our for Nina "Jessica" Sklar Nederlander Seinfeld a few years back...

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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    12/11/08

    @someonelikeyou:


    Yeah, but:


    1. Jerry actually intended to and did marry her
    2. Jessica didn't have 2 kids to think of

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    Image of kjack kjack
    12/11/08

    @FormerEnglishMajor: just one kid right?
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    12/11/08

    @kjack:


    ? Don't understand the question. Jessica and Eric were married, but did not have children. According to the article, Andrew and his wife have 2 kids.

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    Image of kjack kjack
    12/11/08

    @FormerEnglishMajor: She has a child from a previous relationship right? I guess I assumed it was with the ex-husband.
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    Image of kjack kjack
    12/11/08

    @kjack: hmm. Wikipedia said I'm wrong, all three kids are Jerry's.
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    Image of WhyNo WhyNo
    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    The wife certainly has a "type."
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    12/11/08

    @WhyNo: Those photos are of the same guy? Right?
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