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    10/31/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Joe Biden is everything thats wrong and fucked up with congress. This dope won his seat in the Senate when he was 29 and has never had another job until being VP. He has learned about as much about how the country works from his perch in DC as Palin learned about Russia from staring at it. He is walking proof we need term limits.

    And he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Why is it that I feel compelled to defend Gawker's subject matter against the editors/writers at least once a day lately?

    Either this new crop of staff writers is utterly fucked, or the editorial direction has taken a nosedive, or both.

    Is there some negative correlation between the quality of stories and the quality of AJAX/CSS? #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: From where I'm standing, it would appear to be a positive correlation. It's a good day when I get tripped up by fewer than five unresponsive scripts, infinite waits for comments to load or what have you. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @romulus: The site gets prettier, and the content gets lamer. Just callin it as I see it. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Oh yeah, I didn't mean to quibble. I agree that the site gets fancier all the time, but features seem to break often. I should have added before that it could well be my OS and browser causing headaches most readers don't experience. And in all fairness, I haven't been reading long enough to judge contemporary content against the past. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Not sure what point you're trying to make, Amrita... that you think Cheney's worldview makes some sense? That Cheney was initially popular, before everything he did brought his popularity rating to a low of 28%? I love it that Biden is willing to call a moron a moron. This is a ridiculous post. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Oh, and if you're trying to poke fun at Vice Prez Biden for weeping during the debate when he spoke about his first wife and baby daughter who died, well then, that's just messed up. #joebiden
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    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: One might argue that it was the worst kind of political hackdom for him to bring them up expressly to show his "empathy" side and try to squeeze a tear out of his plastic-surgeryized eye slots. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    I'm absolutely NOT a supporter of ANYTHING Dick says... but, Good Lawwd, Biden, Bin Laden will always BE a part of the issue. I'm sorry, I guess if you had the prez saying this I could understand... but, uh, Joe? Nope.

    That being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously?
    #joebiden
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    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    I've told you people a thousand times not to pick on my boyfriend Donny. Seriously.
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    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    But the mullets, people! What about the mullets?
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    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    What Donny lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for in gee-whiz enthusiasm, the kind of annoying glee that you see in 6-year-olds when you bring em to the circus.
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    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    I'd do Donny -- if I were deaf and blind, and Larry King wasn't available.
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    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    Yeah, nothing embarrasses a man like when other people know he gets frequently laid. They hate that.
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    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    We've seen that we could correctly deduce -- with a high probability -- Ms. Sandler's mating preference by only observing a male's neck width.


    As an additional factor, however, I hypothesize that there is an inverse correlation between self-awareness in her mates and the degree of sexual preference she will show.

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    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    That photo of Deutsch reminds me: I have some really old Honey-Baked Ham in the fridge from Thanksgiving. Time to throw it out.
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    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    Andrew is kinda the "born on third base" type but at least he worked, wasn't the blow-coke-up-you-nose and flunk-out-of-3-schools type. If your marriage is that bad that you suspect your wife, though - why not call it a day and deal with each other (and especially your children) respectfully and PRIVATELY, before hiring a P.I. and having all the world know?


    Hard to imagine losing your children and marriage to fool around with a press whore like Deutsch. Your children (and all their friends) now know you are a ho, and their lives will be scarred forever. Hope the sex was worth it, Mrs. Sandler! Nice way to ruin a couple of innocent lives.

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    12/11/08

    @FormerEnglishMajor:


    Hmmm... I wouldn't worry about Mrs. Sandler.


    It all worked our for Nina "Jessica" Sklar Nederlander Seinfeld a few years back...

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    12/11/08

    @someonelikeyou:


    Yeah, but:


    1. Jerry actually intended to and did marry her
    2. Jessica didn't have 2 kids to think of

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    12/11/08

    @FormerEnglishMajor: just one kid right?
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    12/11/08

    @kjack:


    ? Don't understand the question. Jessica and Eric were married, but did not have children. According to the article, Andrew and his wife have 2 kids.

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    12/11/08

    @FormerEnglishMajor: She has a child from a previous relationship right? I guess I assumed it was with the ex-husband.
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    12/11/08

    @kjack: hmm. Wikipedia said I'm wrong, all three kids are Jerry's.
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    12/11/08

    In reply to CNBC Douchebag Steals Hedge Funder's Wife
    The wife certainly has a "type."
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    12/11/08

    @WhyNo: Those photos are of the same guy? Right?
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