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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    08/21/09

    In reply to Here's Your Jeremy Piven Mercury Level Update
    He may feel like a different person, but no one who isn't a 16-year-old girl hoping to be introduced to Adrian Grenier if she puts out for the Piv is ever going to get close enough to find out.
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    Image of The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx
    08/21/09

    In reply to Here's Your Jeremy Piven Mercury Level Update
    Isn't Piven the guy who turned Ellen DeGeneres gay on some sitcom years ago?

    Oh, and Legion of Douche? That's an instant classic.
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    The Cajun Boy promoted this comment The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx was starred The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx was unstarred
    Image of EhBologna EhBologna
    08/21/09

    In reply to Here's Your Jeremy Piven Mercury Level Update
    Oh, thank heavens. I've been so worried. When do you suppose they'll find a cure for his fluctuating hairline?
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    Image of WasabiFries WasabiFries
    08/21/09

    In reply to Here's Your Jeremy Piven Mercury Level Update
    That's a great photo of Dave Matthews.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    08/21/09

    @WasabiFries: Oh, come on! That's obvs. Paul Giamatti.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    08/21/09

    In reply to Here's Your Jeremy Piven Mercury Level Update
    But Jeremy, UR-anus level is still very high.

    Yes, I am five.
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    Image of theMoJo theMoJo
    08/21/09

    In reply to Here's Your Jeremy Piven Mercury Level Update
    His next excuse will be that he sustained an injury hosting a wrestling program, and can only be rehabilitated by a 6 month diet of cocaine and hookers.
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    08/21/09

    @The Cajun Boy: Also, who is responsible for possibly the greatest tag ever, Legion of Douche?
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    08/21/09

    @theMoJo: That one actually just came to me as I was writing the post. Not sure if I've seen it before and stored it away somewhere in the back of my mind or if it was just one of those magical moments of wordplay creativity, but thanks for the props.
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    Edited by The Cajun Boy at 08/21/09 8:16 AM The Cajun Boy was starred The Cajun Boy was unstarred
    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    07/15/09

    In reply to Goldman Sachs Management to Employees: 'No More Douchebaggery!'
    Its times like these that Tenjune should really staff itself on Tuesday nights.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    07/15/09

    In reply to Goldman Sachs Management to Employees: 'No More Douchebaggery!'
    Thanks for the suggestion to read the Rolling Stone article. It was fascinating and it had a Richard-esque quality of recapping RHofNJ.



    The last page is an excellent explanation why cap and trade is a bad idea. It brought up issues besides how bad this will be for consumers and industry.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    07/15/09

    In reply to Goldman Sachs Management to Employees: 'No More Douchebaggery!'
    Did you check your source on this? I heard that there was a huge bash last night at Paul Owen's apartment.
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    Image of olivia2.0 olivia2.0
    07/15/09

    @ChillbearLatrigue: Paul Owen's in London, I saw him there two days ago.
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    Image of DoctorNine's D9 Cat DoctorNine's D9 Cat
    04/15/09

    In reply to Sarah Lacy Is the Interviewer Elon Musk Was Looking For
    From all available evidence, I have a sneaking suspicion that it doesn't take a very powerful induction coil to spark Herr Muschkkk's outrage. And as everyone knows, giggling is permissible in any reporter who has naturally curly hair, and dimples. As for the NY Times; "It was the best of Times, it was the worst of Times...", as is generally the case. Only with notably less of the former, and more of the latter these days.


    Which one do I want to poke with a stick more? All of them? Ok then.

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    Image of The One The One
    04/15/09

    In reply to Sarah Lacy Is the Interviewer Elon Musk Was Looking For
    Not surprisingly,


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    Image of Figaro Figaro
    04/15/09

    In reply to Sarah Lacy Is the Interviewer Elon Musk Was Looking For
    Sarah Lacy is probably the worst tech journalist in the Valley. She has no style, is pretentious and her questions are downright dumb. It's amazing how far a pretty face and long legs will get you.
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    Image of Maura Johnston Maura Johnston
    04/15/09

    @Figaro: but don't forget, it's only sexism when people are being MEEN.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/15/09

    @Figaro: But she doesn't have those.
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    Image of karion karion
    04/15/09

    In reply to Sarah Lacy Is the Interviewer Elon Musk Was Looking For
    Shit, not only Team O'Brien, but decent post, Owen.
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    Image of DoctorNine's D9 Cat DoctorNine's D9 Cat
    04/15/09

    @karion: Far be it for me to criticise, but did you know:


    [www.visualdxhealth.com]

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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    02/10/09

    In reply to Author Free to Call Women 'Hot Chicks,' Men 'Douchebags'
    Yeah, sure. Now that that the d-word is over. Go ahead. Everyone use it now.
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    Image of javysan javysan
    02/10/09

    In reply to Author Free to Call Women 'Hot Chicks,' Men 'Douchebags'
    Okay, so I've seen plenty of hot guys with douchy-like girls. What is the douchebag equivalence in the female language?
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    02/10/09

    @javysan: douchette
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