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    The Reign of the Douche

    The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"

    Here's Your Jeremy Piven Mercury Level Update

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    Farewell, Douchebag
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/23/09

    In reply to The Reign of the Douche
    Brilliant title, brilliant ruling.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/23/09

    In reply to The Reign of the Douche
    LOLsuit = sheer giggly genius.

    Defamashuns - ur doin it rong.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/23/09

    In reply to The Reign of the Douche
    "[A] statement that Mr. Torrosian was 'a douche' or 'douche bag' . . . is not capable of being proven false." The Honorable Judith J. Gische has spoken. No further discussion of this matter shall be necessary. Court is adjourned.
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    11/15/09

    In reply to The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"
    This is totally a white thing, right? #newyorktimes
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/17/09

    @afterabe: Mostly white, but yes. #newyorktimes
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    Image of Spy from the Land of Rainpeople Spy from the Land of Rainpeople
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"
    I think Americans are just suckers for the words with roots in French. Despite all the years of protestations they keep returning to them.

    A true patriot would say freedom irrigator. #newyorktimes
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    Image of VioletViolet VioletViolet
    11/15/09

    @Spy from the Land of Rainpeople: #newyorktimes
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    Image of VioletViolet VioletViolet
    11/15/09

    @VioletViolet: Which is funny because, if you think about it, the "worst" curse words sound more Germanic. #newyorktimes
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"
    Garfunkel and Oates get it right. #newyorktimes
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"
    I'm way more concerned with the magazine story on Megan Fox. #newyorktimes
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"
    You simply cannot go wrong with dick. #newyorktimes
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"
    Paul Krugman longs for the freedom to drop douche-bombs. You just know that he uses the word "douche" all the time in his off-blog life. #newyorktimes
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"
    Now that D-bag has been so mainstreamed I'm gonna lobby for bringing "f*ckwad" back into circulation. It hasn't been worn out yet and it can be effectively weaponized against D-bag ex-boyfriends. #newyorktimes
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/14/09

    @snugbug: I'm on it, fuckwad. (I mean that in the nicest way possible.) #newyorktimes
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    11/14/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: Straight-on, b*tch-ass! (I stole this one from NWA-era Ice Cube.) #newyorktimes
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    11/14/09

    In reply to The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"
    On this site full of editorial types, can we agree that in the United States we spell it "gray"? #newyorktimes
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    11/14/09

    @quotidian: True, except in "greyhound." The British "grey" is classier though.. #newyorktimes
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    Image of deepey deepey
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"
    "Oh Tom? He's a douche." Something about the way it rolls off the tongue conveys a certain finality, a dismissive disregard.

    "Tom is a fucker!" sounds angry and maybe a little unhinged. "Tom is a douche" sounds like you're completely over Tom and wish him nothing but the best, but, well...he's kind of a douche.

    I don't actually know anyone named Tom, by the way. #newyorktimes
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    11/15/09

    @deepey: I do. And he's a douche. #newyorktimes
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    11/14/09

    In reply to The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"
    This is like when your parents tell you they like your music. #newyorktimes
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    Image of Sergio Hernandez Sergio Hernandez
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"
    I think the reasons people like "fuck" and "douchebag" and any curse word, really, are, as you said, the way they roll of the tongue, their supposed shock value, and how they communicate this basic sense of frustration or anger or just plain dislike when eloquence fails us.

    In that regard, I don't really see what distinguishes "fuck" or "douchebag" or any other curse words from each other. Maybe "douchebag" offends the ladyfolk's delicate sensibilities (<-- this is sarcasm), but — like most swear words — they're pretty much stripped of any literal meaning when we re-appropriate them into curse words anyway.

    In other words, if "douchebag" is empty and meaningless and simply, so is "fuck," etc. If that's the logic by which we judge the usefulness of swear words, aren't they pretty much all "Already Over?"

    (That said... Really, Times?)
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    Image of burbere002 burbere002
    11/14/09

    @Sergio Hernandez: What's required is a cunning linguist.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/14/09

    @Sergio Hernandez:

    I thought I'd become inured to all profanity until I read "axegash" yesterday. #newyorktimes
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    11/14/09

    @burbere002: And a master debater. #newyorktimes
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    Image of Anthony De Rosa Anthony De Rosa
    11/14/09

    In reply to The Gray Lady and Her Sad, Shared, Empty Bag of "Douche"
    I think the fact that the word is so contentious, and has provoked so much commentary speaks to how great it is.

    Sure, as Foster eloquently stated, it's a discount counter brand insult, but tell me it just doesn't feel right when used to describe the subject of your disdain.

    Azzwizard is simply trying to hard. An insult isn't so much about showing off as it is an instinctual reaction.

    At the end of the day, I'm just glad Foster enjoyed my douchenozzle. #newyorktimes
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/14/09

    @Anthony De Rosa: Your douchenozzle was glorious. #newyorktimes
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