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    Doug E. Fresh Needs $4 Million, Quick
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/15/08

    In reply to Doug E. Fresh Needs $4 Million, Quick
    Any chain of events that results in a chicken and waffles joint opening in my city = funky fresh.
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    12/15/08

    In reply to Doug E. Fresh Needs $4 Million, Quick
    Who? His hit show was in the 80s? That's had-been in TV years.


    Fill in the blank: I should care because [_____].

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    Image of Hiphopopotamus Hiphopopotamus
    12/15/08

    In reply to Doug E. Fresh Needs $4 Million, Quick
    It was all a scheme.

    I used to read Fortune magazine.

    Greenspan and Paulson in the limousine.

    Banksy on my wall in Noho

    Every saturday, Maria Bartiromo.

    I let the bubble rock, til the bubble popped.

    Smokin' Cuban cigars, sippin' on Private Stock.
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    12/15/08

    @Hiphopopotamus: That is awesome! I could actually hear the beat boxing!
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    Image of somedayarealrainwillcome somedayarealrainwillcome
    12/15/08

    In reply to Doug E. Fresh Needs $4 Million, Quick
    This reads like an Onion article or a Dave Chapppelle sketch. Fulfill stereotypes much?
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    12/15/08

    @somedayarealrainwillcome: Of what? Americans being shit-ass with credit and paying back loans?
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    12/15/08

    In reply to Doug E. Fresh Needs $4 Million, Quick
    I'm surprised Tony the Tiger never retaliated for the way he was dissed in that song.


    Frosted Flakes Represent!

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    Image of Peoplefamiliarwith Peoplefamiliarwith
    12/15/08

    In reply to Doug E. Fresh Needs $4 Million, Quick
    Despite the eye-patch, Slick Rick had the foresight to wisely invest his earnings in gold.
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    Image of The One The One
    12/15/08

    @Peoplefamiliarwith: Wasn't he deported?
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    Image of Sasquatch Sasquatch
    12/15/08

    In reply to Doug E. Fresh Needs $4 Million, Quick
    Half a million in CC debt? Wow, my 4 figures suddenly don't seem so daunting.
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    12/15/08

    @Sasquatch: I think that half mil figure includes back taxes.
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    12/15/08

    @howYOUdoin: Actually, I think Chapelle kind of said it too.
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    12/15/08

    @ambitious: What is this doing here?????
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    12/15/08

    In reply to Doug E. Fresh Needs $4 Million, Quick
    I pray to the fates that Slick Rick can keep his bejeweled eye patch.
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    Image of Rosie4Prez Rosie4Prez
    12/15/08

    In reply to Doug E. Fresh Needs $4 Million, Quick
    also, fantasia barino (home/custom mercedes benz) and one of the TLC girls... obvs not the dead one! WHERE ARE THEIR ADVISORS???
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    12/15/08

    @Rosie4Prez: Wu-Tang Financial. Diversify your bonds, nigga.
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    Image of howYOUdoin howYOUdoin
    12/15/08

    @Peoplefamiliarwith: Unass your racial slurs, asshole.
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    Image of Jackie Gleason's Fart Cave Jackie Gleason's Fart Cave
    12/15/08

    @howYOUdoin: It's a direct quote from the Chapelle Show. Lighten up, you fucking crybaby.
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    12/15/08

    @User-Generated Screen Name: My melanin is also hands-off, dick. I do not lighten.

    Dave Chapelle also said you should go fuck yourself. Oh wait. That was me.
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    12/15/08

    @howYOUdoin: No, Dave Chapelle didn't tell me to go fuck myself, because Dave Chapelle isn't a humorless crybaby bitch, you are.


    And as a black man, I'm all too aware of the problems with melanin. But here, have a tissue to dry your little eyes.

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    12/15/08

    @User-Generated Screen Name: You sound really mad. Are you mad?
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    Image of Jackie Gleason's Fart Cave Jackie Gleason's Fart Cave
    12/15/08

    @ambitious: Angry black man? Me? Naaaaah. ;-) Just bored. And I love a good shitfight.
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    12/15/08

    @User-Generated Screen Name: Black people just love to fight.
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