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    Image of kansasgirl kansasgirl
    10/22/09

    In reply to A Director's 'Process' Is Just an Excuse to Bang PA's, Director Reveals
    The funniest part of this is that Liman seems unaware he could have practiced his college French in Montreal. #dougliman
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    10/22/09

    In reply to A Director's 'Process' Is Just an Excuse to Bang PA's, Director Reveals
    I wonder what Matthew McConaughey movie his friend directed. #dougliman
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    10/22/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: Hm, I was thinking Franco. Not the dictator. #dougliman
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    10/22/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: Argh. The comments are demonic today. Sorry AGAIN for the double post. #dougliman
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    10/22/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: "Just to let you know from the beginning, I've got freakishly short arms. But before anyone panics, I've had freakishly short arms in every movie I've been in, and I had freakishly short arms when I auditioned for you. You've basically never seen me without freakishly short arms. The guy that you've cast is basically short-armed, so don't be alarmed that I'm in my trailer, playing bongos with my hands, which are attached my freakishly short arms."

    And actually, I thought "Rogan" for the stoner. #dougliman
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    10/22/09

    In reply to A Director's 'Process' Is Just an Excuse to Bang PA's, Director Reveals
    I wonder which Matthew McConaughey movie his friend directed. #dougliman
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    10/22/09

    In reply to A Director's 'Process' Is Just an Excuse to Bang PA's, Director Reveals
    When my wife tries to get me off the couch on Sundays, I'm going to tell her she's interfering with my "process". #dougliman
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    Image of vitajex vitajex
    10/22/09

    In reply to A Director's 'Process' Is Just an Excuse to Bang PA's, Director Reveals
    That reminds me of a famous story where Dustin Hoffman stayed up all night because the scene he was shooting in 'Marathon Man' took place after his character had been up all night. When he explained this to Sir Laurence Olivier after Olivier questioned his disheveled appearance, Olivier said, "Oh, Dusty. Why don't you just try acting?" and then went back to groping the craft services lady. #dougliman
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    Trai_Dep promoted this comment vitajex was starred vitajex was unstarred
    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    10/22/09

    @vitajex: Who was a Jewess, which was out of character for Szel. So, win! #dougliman
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    10/22/09

    In reply to A Director's 'Process' Is Just an Excuse to Bang PA's, Director Reveals
    Meh. I always assumed PA meant Pound Away. #dougliman
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    10/22/09

    @bytememehard: Penis Assistant? #dougliman
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    Image of WordyNinja WordyNinja
    10/22/09

    @bytememehard: You and Steve Phillips.

    RIMSHOT! #dougliman
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    bytememehard promoted this comment WordyNinja was starred WordyNinja was unstarred
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    10/22/09

    @WordyNinja: That's a different kind of pounding -- I meant the good kind. #dougliman
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    08/07/09

    In reply to Asshole Director Makes Up For It a Little By Saving Some People In Water Rescue
    So he's a people's hero. Also, regardless of alleged interim dickishness, he's still the auteur of "Swingers" and "Go." I think he wins..
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/07/09

    In reply to Asshole Director Makes Up For It a Little By Saving Some People In Water Rescue
    Pwnage by Prima Notte Distressed Asset Recovery, SpA
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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    08/07/09

    In reply to Asshole Director Makes Up For It a Little By Saving Some People In Water Rescue
    If I had a sailboat in NYC, damn straight I'd be out on that thing every day way past 1am. And so would all my very sexy new friends.
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    Image of LadybirdRamone LadybirdRamone
    08/07/09

    @maevemealone: My thoughts exactly!
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    maevemealone promoted this comment LadybirdRamone was starred LadybirdRamone was unstarred
    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    08/07/09

    In reply to Asshole Director Makes Up For It a Little By Saving Some People In Water Rescue
    Technically, wouldn't it be the speedboat that crashed into the cargo ship?
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    08/07/09

    In reply to Asshole Director Makes Up For It a Little By Saving Some People In Water Rescue
    "Oddly, the AP seems to have gotten the scoop because the two men happened to have been at the news cooperative's New York headquarters "

    If I were an asshole, I might make up a self-serving story about saving three people from drowning, too. But that's me, if I were an asshole.
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    lionel-mandrake promoted this comment Edited by hilikusopus at 08/07/09 4:47 PM hilikusopus was starred hilikusopus was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/07/09

    @hilikusopus:
    But that's the beauty of it -- you are an asshole. Smiley.
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    08/07/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Another fine example of cosmic symmetry. Smiley.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    08/07/09

    In reply to Asshole Director Makes Up For It a Little By Saving Some People In Water Rescue
    Here's why I think Doug Liman stinks.
    True story: I once went out on a couple of dates with his brother Louis. Let me say... the reason there wasn't more is that Louis did not bathe. He smelled breathtakingly bad. He totally traded on the "My dad is a famous lawyer" crap. And it wasn't like he was trying to prove anything - he just didn't understand the point of taking a shower.
    I was also graced at that time with an audience with Doug. He, too, has only a nodding acquaintance with soap. It is unbelievable.
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    08/07/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor: If it's that unbearable what prompted you to see him more than once? But that's just me. I don't like smelly people in general. Maybe you're more tolerant.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    08/07/09

    @Paul.B.Dodd: I thought on the first date, maybe I was just being picky, or he'd just gone to the gym, or maybe the dry cleaners messed up his shirt. The second date - there was no doubt. It was during my 'give everyone a second chance' phase. Which didn't last long.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    08/07/09

    In reply to Asshole Director Makes Up For It a Little By Saving Some People In Water Rescue
    The story doesn't explain what the fuck they were doing on a sailboat in the Hudson River at one o'clock in the morning..
    Looking for Kevin Spacey's dog?
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    08/07/09

    @Nice Beaver: I wish I could heart you every fucking day.
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    08/07/09

    In reply to Asshole Director Makes Up For It a Little By Saving Some People In Water Rescue
    Smoking gigantic blunts in hollowed-out Cuban cigars.
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    Edited by smithhimself at 08/07/09 4:41 PM smithhimself was starred smithhimself was unstarred
    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    08/07/09

    @smithhimself: Hollywood "hollowed-out Cuban cigars," no doubt.
    (Try saying that aloud, 3x fast.)
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    08/07/09

    @britneyspearstears:
    Can't. Friday. Bellini time.
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