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    Wacky Assemblyman Denounces Library, For Some Reason
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    07/14/09

    In reply to Wacky Assemblyman Denounces Library, For Some Reason
    I knew that this could happen. Someone is always slipping pornography into my computer.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to Wacky Assemblyman Denounces Library, For Some Reason
    Wait 'til the kiddies get an eyeful of Thomas the Tank Engine backing it up for Percy. Sir Topham Bottom has a darling cameo role.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    07/14/09

    In reply to Wacky Assemblyman Denounces Library, For Some Reason
    Dov Hikind, LOLmaker.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    07/14/09

    In reply to Wacky Assemblyman Denounces Library, For Some Reason
    All you need to know about the current Mike Myers demographic: A Brooklyn grandma checked out one of his movies, on VHS, from a library.
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    07/14/09

    @MrInBetween: Excuse me? Where did my star go?
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    07/14/09

    @MrInBetween: There's hope for me yet.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/14/09

    In reply to Wacky Assemblyman Denounces Library, For Some Reason
    Wait until I start slipping clips of Bang Bus episodes into Little Genius DVD's.

    The parents will thank me for it.
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    07/14/09

    @resipsaloquacious: So there really is a magic schoolbus?
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    07/14/09

    In reply to Wacky Assemblyman Denounces Library, For Some Reason
    Thank you for reminding me why I'd rather pay for NetFlix than rent movies for free from the 'berry. Austin Powers is soooooo twelve years ago.
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    07/14/09

    @misslinda: And so are VHS tapes. I assumed most libraries had gone to DVD.
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    07/14/09

    @CaptainFantastic: I assumed it was actually a DVD. The olds are always a few clicks behind with the technology lingo.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/14/09

    In reply to Wacky Assemblyman Denounces Library, For Some Reason
    OK, Dovie...we need to have a little talk. You're kind of giving Jews a bad name. And we already have some bad names. (Shlomo? Moishie? Yossi? Have some pity.) I don't know if you know, but not everyone likes us. You know what makes it worse? When you run your mouth off like an idiot, while wearing a kippah, no less.



    Here are the possible options in response to your outburst:



    1. Library staff can start watching every single video when it's returned to prevent recurrence of such incidents, leaving them no time to actually, you know, reshelve books and stuff.

    2. Libraries can stop carrying videos.

    3. You can be completely ignored.



    Which of those three were you going for, Motek?
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    07/14/09

    In reply to Wacky Assemblyman Denounces Library, For Some Reason
    For the record, I have yet to see a pornographic video that I find more tasteless than Austin Powers in Goldmember, so I am not swayed by his argument.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/14/09

    @Colonel Mustard: Ugh, so true. But even if it was the original, how much more grossed out could grandma have been over porn than over a fur-covered Mike Myers and fembots with poison gas nipples? I'm guessing the only way she could tell the movie had changed was by the lack of body hair.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    07/14/09

    In reply to Wacky Assemblyman Denounces Library, For Some Reason
    I'm pretty sure this guy's on the take from the Bloomberg campaign, to provide the public with an idea of what sort of alternative city politicians exist out there in the wilds of the outer boroughs.
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