If this is what happens when she goes number one, i don't even want to know what goes on with number two. Thankfully Dr. Oz is there to help out this poor woman.

It seems that these Good Day New York Anchors are a little too eager about the advertised "sex tips" for Dr. Oz's next show. Lucky for them, Dr. Oz is here to save the day.

Forty-year-old women are as susceptible to having babies put in them as sixteen-year-olds, according to Dr Oz. He spoke to one woman who spent ($18 if you're being safe, $11.99 if you're being frugal) $89.70 learning that the hard way.

REM behavior disorder causes the dreamer to act out what's going on in their head - bad news for the person sleeping next to them. Unfortunately, this woman's husband dreams about fighting ducks, chickens, and fish.

Yesterday, we wondered if it was possible for Zach Galifianakis to not be funny. If tonight's SNL is any indication, the answer is a definitive "No." Inside, video of Galifianakis "dropping by the set" of a host of NBC shows.

After admitting that she is the "queen of excuses" on Dr Oz today, Carnie Wilson managed to act like a nine year-old while going over a health plan that involved walking, cooking food, and occasionally speaking to her own doctor.

Dr. Oz knows a thing or two about ladyjunk. In today's segment on all things vaginal, he dropped the tip that cotton underpants are better than synthetic, and that sleeping nude—so your business can breathe—is the healthiest option.

Dr. Oz pays a visit to Fox and Friends and grosses both the anchors and the rest of America out by showing us what real belly fat looks like. Oh, did we mention that it's from a real dead body?

Men concerned about anal health realize the importance of prostate exams. Dr. Oz drives this point home by getting one brave soul to drop his drawers and let a doctor jam a finger up his butt on national television. LIVE!

It wouldn't be the Dr. Oz show without at least one poop-related segment. Today we learned why we're all constipated. Dr. Oz invites a guest to stuff as much food as she can into a "virtual colon" (plastic tube).

Dr. Oz explained on today's show exactly how much petroleum jelly women consume in a decade. It was gross. We also got closer to seeing a petroleum jelly fight on daytime TV than ever before.

Dr. Oz reached new bodily lows on his show today, when he addressed an audience member's obsession with cleaning her colon by describing the lower intestine in gestures and cuing up comparative pictures of clean and dirty colons in HD.

Dr. Oz shared more of his endless anti-aging and healthy living secrets on his show today. Gail, a charmingly libidinous lady who looked ready to pounce on the host, offered her own remedy during the Q&A portion: sex until death.

Heartbreaking Facts About TV Characters of the Day: Grizz Chapman needs a kidney transplant. Dr. Oz welcomed his guest with open arms— yet managed to to call him "a big strong moose" and put a damper on our afternoons.

Today, Dr. Oz delved into the world of misdiagnosed symptoms. Throughout the show, he used terrifying language and even more terrifying visual aids to illustrate how severe his guest's conditions were. Hypochondriacs: you've been warned.

Bill Nye appeared on Dr. Oz today to dispel some health myths. After he de-bunks a myth in one sentence, he proceeds to spend the rest of the segment doing a sweet science experiment with liquid nitrogen. Bill!Bill!Bill!Bill!

Finding a fat, lazy American is easy: it's either you, or your co-worker. Finding the fattest, laziest person in America? A much harder task. Well Dr. Oz found him, and promptly berated him on national television.