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'Sad Perv Day' II: The Legend of Janka's Gold

After nightmare dater John Fitzgerald Page met Dr. Phil today there came a person we feel is in the running for "even worse worst person in the world": Paul Janka, the creepy deviant who masturbates before more uninterested women than Dov Charney, pens glorious odes to date-rape, and who famously went on depressing media joke dates with Moe and Kelly Kreth. While visiting Dr. Phil, Janka apparently just perved on the staff. More »

5:45 PM on Wed May 7 2008
By Pareene
16,594 views, 36 comments

Latest by n/a: JFP needs his own big dildo so he can fuck himself because I cannot imagine why any woman would be interested in a guy who talks, looks, sounds and presents like this fool even with a ten foot strap-on. more »

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John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day'

So. Remember this? Online Dater John Fitzgerald, the worst person in the world, was going to be on Dr. Phil, the worst show in the world.Why? We are not really sure. It aired today! Dr. Phil copied his drivers' license—even his drivers' license is creepy—and discovered the horrible truth: John Fitzgerald Page is almost 41. Then they sent him to a bar, where he terrorized women and wore suspenders. "He needs his own table, really, for his head," said one lady. IT GOT WORSE. MUCH, MUCH WORSE.

5:27 PM on Wed May 7 2008
By Pareene
10,329 views, 78 comments

Latest by pufflehuff: now in TINSLEY PINK: @as_per_usual: AHAHAHAHA! I liked that. more »

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Worst Person In the World To Be On Worst Show In the World

Nightmare online dater John Fitzgerald Page will appear on an upcoming episode of nightmare tv therapist Dr. Phil's show, in a segment dedicated to "men with out-of-control egos." Yeesh. Click to enlarge the woefully misaddressed email.

5:11 PM on Fri Feb 15 2008
By Pareene
13,154 views, 32 comments

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Expert Analysis: Britney Spears Out Of Rehab

Star magazine and its ilk are always asking "experts" like "New York-based psychologist Dr. Cooper Lawrence" to weigh in on the pressing tabloid issues of the day. With Britney Spears just now apparently checking herself out of rehab, AGAIN, WTF, we wanted in on the action! So we called up Robert Wolski, MD, an honest-to-goodness Manhattan-based board-certified psychiatrist, and asked him to explain the people who explain Britney. Our conversation with Dr. Robert actually ended up helping us work through a few of our issues; we hope you'll find reading it equally therapeutic. More »

11:50 AM on Wed Feb 21 2007
By Emily Gould
11,936 views, 7 comments

Latest by KarenUhOh: @Jonathan-8-Smith: I'm fearful that an ex of mine intends to perform a banned substances test on my feet. Fortunately, now, all are well. more »