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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    07/28/09

    In reply to Tabloids Admirably Cover Genital Scalding
    Hot Dog! Wacko Wifey Cooks Horndog Hubby's Goose!
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    Image of FrozenHaddock FrozenHaddock
    07/28/09

    In reply to Tabloids Admirably Cover Genital Scalding
    From the Post reader comments:

    "If he had done the same thing to her, he'd be in jail right now and wouldn't be out for 10 years. But she'll walk, courtesy of the deranged jurisprudence of fascist feminists."

    I agree-- I expect my genitals will be interned in a concentration camp any day now.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/28/09

    Nah, your genitals can just wear one of those padlocked electronic bracelets.@FrozenHaddock:
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    07/28/09

    @BookishLookish:

    Would you mind unlocking my bracelet for the weekend, Bookish? And please don't tell me you lost the key again.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/28/09

    @smithhimself: I will just whisper the combination number in your ear, smithhim.
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    07/28/09

    @FrozenHaddock: This is false. She will very likely do jail time for felony assault.
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    Image of freedc freedc
    07/28/09

    @Nic Fit: She better do prison time, what a fucking menace.
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    07/28/09

    @FrozenHaddock: Agreed we have an unfair system, but it's not because of feminists. Our system seems set up to leave no one happy -- many victims don't get justice, poor people who haven't done much get the book thrown at them while rich people who do worse walk. It's a fucking mess.
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    07/07/09

    In reply to Suspected South Carolina Serial Killer Shot Dead by Cops
    "South Carolina lawmen are now saying he never should have been free."


    Big surprise. This is a part of the country that still believes in mob justice. They'd lynch shoplifters and have pubic hangings if only big guv-mint would leave them alone. Tell me I'm wrong.

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    07/07/09

    @gawkimo: Pubic hangings should only be done by experts.
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    Image of ithabeleng metesunyane ithabeleng metesunyane
    07/07/09

    In reply to Suspected South Carolina Serial Killer Shot Dead by Cops
    What is "common law" robbery? Is that when you rob your common law wife?
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    07/07/09

    @ithabeleng metesunyane: It's when there's no specific law against whatever he did but a court just decides what the hell, it's robbery.


    A lot of law in the south is "common law", which is not really law at all, it's just an arbitrary decision by a judge based on his mood that day.


    Imagine if somebody puts an old couch out on the curb in New York City, somebody takes it because hell, it's garbage, then later the original owner decides he wants it back but the guy who took it says "wtf, you put it on the curb and I lugged it all the way home, so it's mine now." That's "common law robbery".

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    07/07/09

    In reply to Suspected South Carolina Serial Killer Shot Dead by Cops
    I applaud a state taking a vigorous stand against violent offenders by refusing to release anyone with more than 26 pages to their rap sheets.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/07/09

    In reply to Suspected South Carolina Serial Killer Shot Dead by Cops
    Phew, thank God Mark Sanford is always on guard, keeping his state safe. How about a little gratitude for the governor, you bastards?
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    Image of Not The Red Baron Not The Red Baron
    07/07/09

    @DahlELama: If you ask me, this is why the US ought to be finding enough funding to provide states other than Nevada, Florida and New York with CSI departments. If this guy had been on a spree in Vegas, they'd have tracked him down weeks ago using the internet dry cleaning database portal and a clever UV sperm-light.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    07/07/09

    @Not The Red Baron: Maybe CBS should provide the funding.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    07/07/09

    @Not The Red Baron: Except it's summer, so they are only re-solving old cases.
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    Image of The Real JR The Real JR
    07/07/09

    In reply to Suspected South Carolina Serial Killer Shot Dead by Cops
    Is he technically a serial killer? Because with the randomness of the victims, the non-type of victim and the time span within which all this occurred, this sounds more like a murder spree. Or is there no difference?


    The same could also apply to Cunanan.

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    07/07/09

    @The Real JR: Okay, so I guess I wasn't the only one who saw the distinction in the crimes' execution. A guy even made a chart of the differences between a serial killer and a spree killer.


    [www.fortunecity.com]


    I know it's nitpicky of me for no good reason but the media just keeps throwing out the sensationalist term "serial killer". This would mean that the DC Sniper was also a spree killer.

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    07/07/09

    @The Real JR: I believe they kill you just as dead regardless.
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    07/07/09

    @The Real JR: I thought the same thing when I was reading coverage of this before he was caught/killed (I'm only a couple hours away). Maybe I watch too much true crime TV, but "serial killers" are a very specific subset of killers in general, and not everyone that kills multiple people is a serial killer. This doesn't seem to fit the definition, although the term 'serial killer' certainly does play well in the media, so that's probably why it was used.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    07/07/09

    @pssshwhatever: I'm just surprised they haven't called him a terrorist yet.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/07/09

    In reply to Suspected South Carolina Serial Killer Shot Dead by Cops
    First serial killer ever without a middle name.
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    07/07/09

    @BookishLookish: Let's give him one posthumously. I vote for the obligatory "Wayne".
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    07/07/09

    @BookishLookish: CNN reported that his middle name was Tracy. Patrick Tracy Burris. I mean, that sounds about right.
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    07/07/09

    @WaltzingMatilda(theOriginal): So Fox News' report of Patrick "Binky" Burris was incorrect.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    07/07/09

    @BookishLookish: David Berkowitz didn't use his middle name (Richard).
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/07/09

    @Kid Twist: Yeah, but Son "of" Sam, so there.
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    07/07/09

    @DahlELama: I suppose you could also go with "Ben," as in David Ben Shmuel.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    07/07/09

    @BookishLookish: People usually say Ted Bundy, or Jeffrey Dahmer. All depends how they come to be known, I guess.

    @DahlELama: HA!
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    Image of spraytanman spraytanman
    07/07/09

    In reply to Suspected South Carolina Serial Killer Shot Dead by Cops
    Ha was thinking the same thing. In fact I dont think I have ever seen a sketch that resembeled the person.


    I am curious if those police sketches are more of a distraction then a help. To me they may as well make a stick figure.

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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    07/07/09

    @spraytanman:


    Reminds me of the lost cat poster I saw on a telephone post that had a stick figure of a cat.

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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    07/07/09

    In reply to Suspected South Carolina Serial Killer Shot Dead by Cops
    Gaffney; what this post needs is a picture of the big peach adjacent to I-85 that looks more like a freshly spanked butt then a peach. (No matter how many time they try to correct it.)
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    Image of Ellimack Ellimack
    07/07/09

    @Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: I'm glad you mentioned the water tower. That's what pops into my head when I read about Gaffney. Well, that and now these scary shootings.
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    07/07/09

    @Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: Absolutely. For the uninitiated:
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    Image of PoBoyNation PoBoyNation
    07/07/09

    @Ellimack: Me too! We call it "The Obscene Peach" in my family. I seem to remember previous incarnations having acne-esque stippling.
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    07/07/09

    @PoBoyNation: I like the peach ass, but nothing tops Vulcan in Birmingham!@MissPeacock: And you know it!
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    07/07/09

    @BookishLookish: Lulz. He has a firm bottom, ya know?
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    07/07/09

    @MissPeacock: He has to clench really hard to keep the light aloft.
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    Image of whoneedslight whoneedslight
    07/07/09

    In reply to Suspected South Carolina Serial Killer Shot Dead by Cops
    He looks absolutely nothing like either one of the sketches. That's reassuring.
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    07/07/09

    @whoneedslight: The sketch and the 230-270 pound description were slightly at odds.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    07/07/09

    In reply to Suspected South Carolina Serial Killer Shot Dead by Cops
    He was killed in Gastonia, NORTH Carolina.
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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    07/07/09

    @Kid Twist: True. Fixed.
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    Image of Iron Gossett Jr. Iron Gossett Jr.
    07/07/09

    @Kid Twist: Here?!? You really expect anyone to act like journalists here?!?
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    07/07/09

    @RealTomatoKetchup: Now, now. It was a simple mistake and he fixed it quickly. Journalists' first drafts are riddled with hasty errors, too.
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    Image of Queen of the Passive Aggressives Queen of the Passive Aggressives
    07/07/09

    In reply to Suspected South Carolina Serial Killer Shot Dead by Cops
    The press conference noted a 25 page rap sheet. Can't psychologists detect "crazy eyes" yet and get these whackos off the steets permanently ?
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    07/07/09

    @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Lie to Me has shown us that "crazy eyes" diagnoses are 100% correct, and also make for thrilling, British-accented wackiness. I want law enforcement on this now.
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    Image of Queen of the Passive Aggressives Queen of the Passive Aggressives
    07/07/09

    @kimsama: I'll tell my bro - he's a cop. Want to be in charge of the Crazy Eyes Task Force? I'm an unofficial deputy.
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    07/07/09

    @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Yes, yes I do. I qualify because I can fake a passable British accent.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    07/07/09

    @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Have we learned nothing from Minority Report?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/28/09

    In reply to Fashion Houses Are Burning
    I volunteer to comfort laid-off models. This will consist of taking them to steak dinners and offering them a place to sleep.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    05/28/09

    @CaptainFantastic: My first thought was "steak dinners? My, how generous!" And then I realized the craftiness at play. How much does picking at a house salad go for these days?
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    05/28/09

    @DahlELama: No no, I want them to eat steak. I assume they will not have eaten in a fortnight.
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    05/28/09

    In reply to Fashion Houses Are Burning
    Halston, the iconic 70s brand overseen by fashion plate Harvey Weinstein:

    I wish that read "Harvey Fierstein."
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