You know, I had never heard of Shallon before someone sent me this post today, but I've just watched a few of her videos, and I actually really like her. Not afraid to be herself, and seems like she'd be a lot of fun to hang out around. I think MTV made a great decision! I'll definitely watch that show.
Speaking of people who get fingerbanged, Julia Allison is now furiously figuring out how to get a hack license without having to study and take that silly test.
@The One: You know, it's great and all that we hate on fameballs but that was kind of unnecessary. Or else I just hate the use of the word 'fingerbanged' in any context.
@The One: Well maybe I don't actually object to "any context". Your comment was like listening to your younger brother learn how to use profanity in a desperate attempt to seem cool. It's laughable and just sounds wrong.
@jobsworth: Quit whining. Or at least direct your outrage toward the one who was fingered in Balthazar and bragged about it to the gossip columnist at the NY Daily News.
Or would you prefer that I just coyly giggle and refer euphemistically to "third base"?
So, basically MTV is going to take a girl, which based on the video, I assume does a LonelyGirl15 confessional-type thing and send her outside, where she can be like iJustine?
With laser-like precision, she slices through layers of complex social mystery that have baffled golden retrievers for centuries. Never before has the preppy belt been so mercilessly ridiculed.
It's kind of mean, the video auto-starting like that. I just needed 10 seconds to know how deeply I already detest this person whom I never heard of before reading this post.
Love the camera posed at the perfect angle on her good side. It's just unfortunate that her insufferable personality doesn't seem to have one. A good side.
@pony_express: Amen to that! The pulling power of Madras is not to be underestimated. Combined with the bow tie it says "I'm not Anderson Cooper, but I could pretend!"
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PS. Life isn't a zero-sum game, Hamilton! :)
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But, I'm so sorry to have given you a case of the vapors. It's not like one would ever expect crude language on Gawker.
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But, I'm so sorry to have given you a case of the vapors. It's not like one would ever expect crude language on Gawker.
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Or would you prefer that I just coyly giggle and refer euphemistically to "third base"?
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