Sklar PR in full effect

Abrams and crew comin' live and direct

They got no love for Gawker and FEK

And they'll wreck on a neck that tells them to check

The C.O.A.

They won't play

Serve your "full disclosure" on a silver tray

"Any day"

Question any of the rules they lay

And Sklar will slay

With seventy emails in a day

"FACTS" she'll say

But for their hard work, you shouldn't shed a tear

'Cause Danny's got the hookup, and the lines ain't clear

An Abrams disclosure's will come once a year

If anything, he's a Shady Engineer

AR's mission: obfuscate the clear

And if you need better bylines, I GOT MINE RIGHT HERE

And I'll

take your money

Make your money

Turn the hate into honey

Aspire for that Cedotal funny

Leave you feelin' good in your tummy

'Cause if anything's true, it's that Abrams' cash

Can take a bunch of bloggers and dress them up as class.

But I look forward to reading the Mediaite

About the media mavens and their clusterfucky plight

Inside baseball for online creatures of the trite

And for the rest a'yall, Cajun'll leave on the light,

riiiiiiiight?

Mothafuckas.

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*COA - Conflict of anything.

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