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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    Now there is a needless headline.

    Next up:

    "Fucking Mooks Likely To Use Tanning Booth, Hair Mousse." #jocks
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    That's "drink, fight and fuck," HamNo. In that order. #jocks
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    High-school cholitas are 1.4 times likelier to cut a bitch. #jocks
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    I only got up to primary school English but shouldn't it be.... "Fox reporters more likely (as opposed to more likelier) to use bad sentence structure than reporters who aren't drunk when writing news headlines...?" #jocks
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    Mirror mirror on the wall,
    who's the rapiest one of all? #jocks
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    He's so unappealing, I don't even want to cure his acne. #jocks
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    11/09/09

    @BettyCrocker: The Revenge of Zizmor? #jocks
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/09/09

    @Beau Nerd: ProYacktive. #jocks
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    Image of El_Gato El_Gato
    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    The British version of Men's Health magazine has a section where they describe studies like this. It's called "Ministry of the Bleedin' Obvious." #jocks
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    Image of BullyTerrier BullyTerrier
    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    Are these the same high school athletes that shave their chest hair and bath in Axe Body Wash? #jocks
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    Image of restless restless
    11/09/09

    @BullyTerrier: In a word...yes.

    In my time they also drove fuckin' I-Roc Z's, wore multiple gold chains, and did poorly in school.

    This subspecies still exists rather unchanged in certain remote parts of Brooklyn, S.I., L.I., and it's natural habitat, New Jersey. #jocks
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/09/09

    @restless: "its" natural habitat, my dear. #jocks
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    11/09/09

    @BookishLookish: Totally changes the entire context of my commentary. Thank you, Grammar Nazi!

    p.s.-Are you a disgruntled jock with patches of chest stubble? #jocks
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    11/09/09

    @restless: No, but I am guessing you are, Oblivia Newton-John.

    Your comment was rather tedious to begin with, but your failure to maintain the distinction between "its" and "it's" really marks you as a dullard.

    Carry on. #jocks
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    Image of BullyTerrier BullyTerrier
    11/09/09

    @restless: In Maine they are just now making an appearance #jocks
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    Image of restless restless
    11/09/09

    @BookishLookish: Yes, yes how droll of me. Surely pontificating on jock douchebaggery calls for THE highest punctuation standards. Way to suck the joy out of a joke.

    BTW, I pay people like you to type for me, and do minor grammar chores related to copy standards. So thank you! I really appreciate it. As a token of my appreciation your Christmas bonus will be a new edition of the Chicago Manual of Style in lieu of actual money. Enjoy!! Or is that too dull a gift for you? #jocks
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    11/09/09

    @BullyTerrier: Good lord! Hide your daughters. And hair gel. #jocks
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/09/09

    @restless: "People like me"? Is that a racist crack? And yes, you pay people to do what you cannot or will not do yourself.

    As for your "joke," huh? Who do you pay for your sense of humor? Nobody, you say? Oh, too bad, honey. Some things in life, money just cannot buy, I'm afraid. #jocks
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    11/09/09

    @BookishLookish: RACIST?! By implying that you are a copyeditor?! Did you eat brown acid for breakfast this morning? Or just leave your sense of humor by the door on the way out?

    I think I understand what your damage is. Is your boyfriend some kind of douchebag jock? Because your issues are showing.

    There ain't nothing you could give me for any amount of money in this world, which is mostly good cheer and happiness. #jocks
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Study: Jocks Act Like Jocks
    Almost as staggering as the bombshell study revealing gay men are less straight than their heterosexual counterparts. #jocks
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/09/09

    @scroll_lock: And give, on average, more blow-jobs. #jocks
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    11/09/09

    @ShanghaiLil: But do, however, have better parties. #jocks
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    Image of Mymoustache Mymoustache
    11/09/09

    @ShanghaiLil: But does more equal better? #jocks
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/09/09

    @Mymoustache: Sorry, My, no basis for comparison here. #jocks
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    10/19/09

    In reply to Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest
    As wardrobe malfunctions go, that was the best possible strap that could have broken. However, if it was me, I would cut whoever hemmed that thing. #whitneyhouston
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/19/09

    In reply to Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest
    The funny thing about Clooney saying that is that, you know, the guy's honestly saying that. Apparently he had a pet pig and he was devastated - like, devastated - for a while. #whitneyhouston
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    10/19/09

    In reply to Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest
    Are you dissing the seven million alternative / indie bands who have MySpace pages? #whitneyhouston
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/19/09

    In reply to Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest
    Ah Whitney. You just kicked a 175-pound monkey off your back. Why invite another one on? #whitneyhouston
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    10/19/09

    In reply to Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest
    Whitney and Natalie Cole should team up for a Hepatitis 'n Honeys Tour sponsored by Celebrity Rehab. They can each steal money out of one another's purses for a quick fix and yank each other's weave during the glorious confrontation scenes. #whitneyhouston
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    10/19/09

    @scroll_lock:

    I just want to cuddle them and make them chicken soup. #whitneyhouston
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    10/19/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Don't forget the Snuggie! #whitneyhouston
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    10/19/09

    In reply to Whitney Houston Should Just Go Home And Rest
    John, John, John--EVERYBODY knows that when you have a morning show appearance and you have over-indulged in pills and liquor the answer is a few lines of coke. DUH. #whitneyhouston
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