Andrew Breitbart—the nicer half of the Drudge Report—has finally launched "Big Hollywood," his conservative Hollywood news site, which will end the stifling reign of Hollywood liberals. Let's take a look!

Drudge Readers Prefer Doughy Dictator to America's Hottest President

Pareene

12/23/08 11:46am

Drudge's latest awesome snap poll: who is hotter, Russian strongman Vlad Putin or sculpted hope-monger Barack Obama? The murderous ex-KBG officer is winning! Love it leave it, guys!

Crazy Internet Person: World To Explode In Obama's First Term!

Pareene

12/02/08 5:07pm

We had a feeling, when we saw this million-point headline at Drudge saying Iran will get a nuke during Obama's first term credited only to a mysterious "paper," that the "paper" referenced would be either the Moonie-owned Washington Times or the Murdoch-owned Times of London. More amusing: in order to stop the evil…

Drudge: Franken Broke Democracy

Pareene

11/20/08 1:35pm

The recount in the Minnesota Senate race between asshole comedian Al Franken and regular asshole Norm Coleman is underway! And the campaigns have lawyers standing by to challenge every vote. So Drudge has had this image up all day, with the headline "DRAMA: Franken Is Challenging This Ballot." Yes, bullshit,…

Do We See Rahm's Knife Marks on Obama's Leak to the NYT?

Pareene

11/11/08 12:39pm

Hey, so, a little bit of news came out of the historic Bush/Obama handover transition secret White House surprise meeting. Details of what the president and the president-elect talked about were leaked to the press: apparently Obama tried to convince Bush to bail out the auto industry, and Bush said he might if Obama…

Drudge Questions Obama Victory With Devious Question Mark

Pareene

11/04/08 10:56pm

Poor sad Matt Drudge lost his influence this year, forever, and no one cares about him or takes him seriously anymore. This was his headline a couple minutes ago, until he lost the question mark. Still, the inference is there: this is an illegitimate win. Matt will now probably lead not the MSM but the crazier fringes…

Fox News Finds the Race War They Were Looking For

Pareene

11/04/08 2:51pm

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There are two "Black Panthers" standing outside of one polling location in Philadelphia. One of them has a billy club. It's kind of the most hilarious story ever. Fox is all over it. Below, raw live unedited footage of these two American Heroes, who just arrived from that show. Anyways! Race war, guys, let's all head…

Obama Election Day Photo Op Fail

Pareene

11/04/08 9:45am

According to Drudge, Barack Obama and his wife Michelle have taken "more than 15 minutes to vote." Maybe they're undecided? His link goes nowhere. Ben Smith Meanwhile: "" Once again, no link! But this is really a "fuck you, too late to not vote for me" move by the Obamas. He's palling around with a domestic…

Drudge's Last Campaign Bombshell: Obama's Secretly Rude

Pareene

11/03/08 1:36pm

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Matt Drudge has lost it. Utterly, totally lost it. This is his headline, right now, the day before the elections. It links to a YouTube clip of Barack Obama scratching his face with his index and, yes, middle fingers. , once! Don't you remember? Now we know who the he is a secret This is really the best anyone can…

DRUDGE BIRTHDAY SHOCK

Pareene

10/27/08 1:20pm

FLASH: Original Blogger is 42 Years Young.... DEVELOPING []

Hate Carve Vic Faces Polygraph

Pareene

10/24/08 10:24am

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[ Update: The hoax ] So poor Ashley Todd, right? She's the woman who says she was (the wrong part of the Pittsburgh, ) by a black man. And the black man became incensed when he saw her McCain bumper sticker, on her car, and he carved a "B" into her cheek. What a terrible story! Oh but the police have re-interviewed…

Woman "Mugged" By Obama Supporter!

Pareene

10/23/08 4:45pm

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[ Update: Surprise! It's ] A woman in Pittsburgh was mugged and beaten near an ATM last night by "a dark-skinned black man, 6 feet 4 inches tall, 200 pounds with a medium build, short black hair and brown eyes." She was robbed of $60. This wouldn't be news except that, the mugger "became angry when he saw a McCain…

Poor Sad Drudge No Longer King of Information Age

Pareene

10/21/08 5:53pm

For years, one man controlled all the news: Matt Drudge, nutty conservative weather-obsessed Miami queen blogger. He "broke" the Monica Lewinsky thing, sort of, and then for nearly ten years his website drove news narratives and pushed stories to the forefront. Even as recently as the primary season, some years past…

Shock: Obama Campaign Doing Job

Pareene

10/15/08 12:30pm

So every day during election season, campaigns release "talking points" to their media surrogates on the tv, friendly reporters, and, often enough, unfriendly reporters. Now, on the eve of a big important presidential debate, Barack Obama's campaign has—breaking!—"issued a set of debate 'talking points' to media on…

Wait, What's Up With ACORN?

Pareene

10/14/08 11:28am

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Nationally, Barack Obama is between 5 and 10 points ahead in the polls. In the states defined by Rasmussen as battlegrounds, Obama ranges from a tie in North Carolina (North Carolina!) to slight leads in . Also Bush announced the nationalization of the banks or something today, prompting the Dow to jump in early…

2004 Flashback: Candidate Shockingly Vain!

Pareene

10/14/08 10:10am

BREAKING: Democratic Vice Presidential nominee Joe Biden is overly concerned with his appearance! The Delaware Senator's long been famous for his terrible embarrassing hair plugs, but a story out of the Washington Post today has it that Biden as part of some sick stunt to not look old and tired. Botox Biden! This is…

Black Hole Fun

Pareene

9/10/08 9:29am

CERN's Large Hadron Collider, "the biggest physics experiment in history," fired its proton beam down its 17-mile tunnel this morning. No miniature black holes resulted. (So far.) To learn everything you need to know about the news today, just click to see how Matt Drudge put it, in what is perhaps the single finest…

How to Plant Bullshit

Pareene

9/05/08 1:41pm

The Oprah story on Drudge was maybe a bit of a stretch! Does it matter? No! The "damage" is done. It's proof that we've finally reached the most maddening 2004-throwback part of the campaign: the bit where they (let us just say "campaign operatives") throw out absolute bullshit to the friendliest of sources and wait…

Andrew Breitbart: Drudge's Human Face

Hamilton Nolan

9/03/08 12:36pm

Finally, a place where Hollywood conservatives can have their say. Andrew Breitbart, the friendly half of the Drudge Report link machine, is about to launch what we can only describe as "Sort of the conservative mirror of the original idea for Huffington Post, the one what was quickly abandoned." His new venture will…

Bizarre Vanity Fair 100 Adds Anna Wintour, Vladimir Putin

Ryan Tate

9/03/08 12:47am

Graydon Carter and his team at Vanity Fair wisely, and not inappropriately, added Matt Drudge to their "New Establishment" list of important people readers should shamelessly imitate and pander to. The internet gossip ranks at 74, just above Donatella Versace and just below Nintendo game designer Shigeru Miyamoto.…

Hollywood Conservative Site Launches, Hope Returns to America

Drudge Readers Prefer Doughy Dictator to America's Hottest President

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Drudge: Franken Broke Democracy

Do We See Rahm's Knife Marks on Obama's Leak to the NYT?

Drudge Questions Obama Victory With Devious Question Mark

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Obama Election Day Photo Op Fail

Drudge's Last Campaign Bombshell: Obama's Secretly Rude

DRUDGE BIRTHDAY SHOCK

Hate Carve Vic Faces Polygraph

Woman "Mugged" By Obama Supporter!

Poor Sad Drudge No Longer King of Information Age

Shock: Obama Campaign Doing Job

Wait, What's Up With ACORN?

2004 Flashback: Candidate Shockingly Vain!

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Andrew Breitbart: Drudge's Human Face

Bizarre Vanity Fair 100 Adds Anna Wintour, Vladimir Putin

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