The Story of the 450-Pound Rapper Who Loved Waffle House Too Much

Jelly Roll, a 28-year-old white rapper from Antioch, Tennessee, has eaten at Waffle House more times than he can possibly remember. Hundreds of visits, but more likely thousands, to an inestimable percentage of America’s 1,600 Southern franchises. He orders the same meal every time, his particular variation of an…
Earning Money For Ruining Your Friend's Things, When Summer Love Turns to Autumn Scorn, And Other Questionable Advice
Welcome to Thatz Not Okay, a regular column in which I school inquiring readers on what is and is not okay. Please send your questions to caity.weaver@gawker.com with the subject "Thatz Not Okay."
Dealer Hopes Cops Won't Notice 89 Bags of Dope and Coke Tied to His Penis, Pees on Their Hands When They Do
A Philadelphia man arrested Friday after police found marijuana in his car gave cops an even bigger surprise when they discovered a gigantic bag of drugs tied to his penis. And then he gave them a third, even bigger surprise.
Columbia Frat Boy Drug Kingpin Heads to Rikers
Remember the Great Columbia University Frat Boy Drug Bust of 2010? Frat boy cocaine kingpin Harrison David is heading to Rikers Island: He turned himself in today to serve six months in jail, followed by five years of probation. With good behavior and time served (his plastic surgeon father refused to bail him out for…
Is Angelina Jolie Coked Up in This Interview?
A man claiming to be Angelina Jolie's old drug dealer gave an interview to Life & Style. Among his accusations: She did a Charlie Rose interview high on cocaine. Here's video of the interview—does this woman seem high?
Tween Drug Dealer Enters Teen Years in Jail
Yesterday, we told you about the 12-year-old girl from Queens who was arrested for selling drugs. She turned 13 yesterday. Nothing like celebrating your first year as a teen in jail on charges of selling crack. Happy Birthday, young one!
Vivian Blake, Murderous Coke Don
Vivian Blake—founder of the Shower Posse, the Jamaican coke-dealing gang that terrorized great swaths of cokey America in the 1980s, and got its name from "showering" people with bullets—died Sunday in Jamaica at age 53. So young!
