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    Obama Names Drug Czar With Lots of Real-Life Experience

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    Image of karion karion
    03/11/09

    In reply to Obama Names Drug Czar With Lots of Real-Life Experience
    He's actually a very cool cat and a great choice for this position. He is very well respected in Seattle for his ability to play well with others and his support for the force.


    All of the cool kids in Washington are moving to Washington.

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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    03/11/09

    In reply to Obama Names Drug Czar With Lots of Real-Life Experience
    Also he once left his gun in his car, and it got stolen.
    Great. Obama appointed Chief Wiggum.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    03/11/09

    In reply to Obama Names Drug Czar With Lots of Real-Life Experience
    What ever happened to little Topher Grace, anyway? TV daddy Kurtwood Smith is on 24 this year, playing a senator. Just once I'd like to see one senator turn to another and say (out loud): "Dumbass."
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    03/11/09

    In reply to Obama Names Drug Czar With Lots of Real-Life Experience
    The "kid" is nearly 40. I am pretty sure he isn't daddy's problem any more.
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    03/11/09

    In reply to Obama Names Drug Czar With Lots of Real-Life Experience
    I don't know, I am thinking it's pretty symbolic and perhaps meaningful that Obama signed off on someone whose kid is a dealer.


    Not only is Obama clearly a socialist, he's also a BongMaster!

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    Image of mattress_rodeo mattress_rodeo
    03/11/09

    In reply to Obama Names Drug Czar With Lots of Real-Life Experience
    Why do they call them Czars?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/11/09

    @mattress_rodeo: It is supposed to give them an air of badassery. I think it fails, don't you?
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    03/11/09

    @mattress_rodeo:


    Because he knows where the drugs are.


    Actually, they never do, do they?

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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    03/11/09

    @mattress_rodeo: because Reagan secretly loved and respected the reds.
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    Image of Anthony De Rosa Anthony De Rosa
    03/11/09

    In reply to Obama Names Drug Czar With Lots of Real-Life Experience
    I enjoy how Sean Hannity always refers to Tim Geitner as Tax Cheat Tim Geitner. To be fair, he should also refer to Rush Limbaugh as Hillbilly Heroin Abuser Rush Limbaugh, Former Fatty Mitt Romney, and himself as High School Dropout Sean Hannity.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    03/11/09

    @Soup: or George W as President Cokehead?
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    03/11/09

    In reply to Obama Names Drug Czar With Lots of Real-Life Experience
    Will the TV background appear be a dark shade of blue every time the drug czar is on the Sunday morning shows?
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    Image of dado dado
    03/11/09

    In reply to Obama Names Drug Czar With Lots of Real-Life Experience
    I hope he gets along with the Energy Czar, the Trade Czar, the AIDS Czar, the Counterterrorism Czar, the Federal Privacy Czar, the Healthcare Czar, and the Regulatory Czar.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    03/11/09

    In reply to Obama Names Drug Czar With Lots of Real-Life Experience
    I've unofficially been appointed the Booze Sultan, btw.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/11/09

    @Richard: Vodka Pasha?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/11/09

    @Richard: You are a good man to know, sir. Within the realm of vice, I would like to be the Empress of Internet Porn--pays good!--but, you know, I'll settle for Blow Job Queen.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/11/09

    @BookishLookish: Oral Potentate?
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/11/09

    @Richard: Beer Baron?
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/11/09

    @BookishLookish: Duchess of Dick Suck?
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    03/11/09

    @Richard: The Rum Regent is ready to step in.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    03/11/09

    @saythatscool: Her Highness of Hummers.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    03/11/09

    @Richard:


    Call me Antoine de Bourbon, King of Navarre, because I am Navarre out of Bourbon.

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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    03/11/09

    Speaking of "Blow Job Queen", I have my own Blind Item today folks!


    Which reporter for a NYC network affiliate was bequethed the, apparently (I never knighted her), well-earned title of "Blow Job Queen" in high school?


    p.s. She went to a local area high school.@BookishLookish:

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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/11/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Sue Simmons! Goddamn whore mouth!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/11/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Quit teasing us and give us the deets!
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/11/09

    @Richard: His Hooch Highness
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    12/08/08

    In reply to New Drug Czar Wants You to Get AIDS


    or



    ?
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    12/08/08

    In reply to New Drug Czar Wants You to Get AIDS
    Looks like '80s Gary Hart. Hope there's no Monkey Business here!
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    12/08/08

    In reply to New Drug Czar Wants You to Get AIDS
    Solution: Drug Czarina!
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12/08/08

    In reply to New Drug Czar Wants You to Get AIDS
    Will the Drug Czar be forced to sew jewels into his corset to prevent the Bolsheviks from seizing them?
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    Image of ljnd2 ljnd2
    12/08/08

    @Private Hangnail: You kidding me? THe corset's the first place they look.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12/08/08

    @ljnd2: Damn. Now I'm going to have to take off my corset.
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    Image of Minsley Tortimer Minsley Tortimer
    12/08/08

    @Private Hangnail: again?
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12/08/08

    @Minsley Tortimer: Damn things are itchy.
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    Image of Housebroken(mostly) Housebroken(mostly)
    12/08/08

    In reply to New Drug Czar Wants You to Get AIDS
    So your stepmother was pro-microwaving babies?
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12/08/08

    @Housebroken(mostly): I'm microwaving a baby right now. Is this wrong?
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    Image of Multiphasic Multiphasic
    12/08/08

    @Private Hangnail: Fuck nah, brah. If it feels good, do it.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    12/08/08

    @Private Hangnail: No, but if you're going to put it in a roll, heat the bread in the toaster oven. Microwaves make bread tough.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12/08/08

    @Multiphasic: @Housebroken(mostly): Babies are one thing that cooks well in a microwave, at least by my estimation, and you avoid all the inconvenience and tedium of skewering them over open flame.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12/08/08

    @SarahHeartburn: I'd suggest avoiding ketchup, as well. If you're at all squeamish it could make the experience of eating a baby a bit macabre.
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