I'm not one prone to make homosexual rape jokes directed at people facing time behind bars.
But the irony's just too f*cking delicious in this case.
Just be sure not to set yourself on fire inside a burning tire after you indulge in that scrumptious man-root, mmmmKAY, Buju? Because it's be so rude to your poor cellmate, who'd get stuck with that stinky smell!
But once the American economy has collapsed into Muslim socialism DEATH PANELS, and you need to be able to carry all of your goods around in a knapsack made from the skin of illegal immigrants, what is going to be a more useful currency?
@CJ Battey: "The petition drive has collected more than 680,000 signatures [for an initiative to legalize marijuana in CA], said Richard Lee, the measure's main proponent, about 57% more than the 433,971 needed.
"It was so easy to get them," Lee said. "People were so eager to sign."
Fascinating to see what can be done when a good cause gets the money behind it to successfully introduce sane political measures.
The part that really irks is that they pile it all on drug trafficking. Doesn't human trafficking amount to much more than the drug trade now? Oh, and skimming the financial markets? And weapons? They paint the money laundering picture in the billions when it's really in the trillions, isn't it, flacks?
@raincoaster: the real truth is: we don't know. It's all underground and any attempt to quantify which makes more money is just an (perhaps educated) guess.
@LoveHandles: It's easy to compare how much of each is known to exist because it's busted. It's also MUCH easier to ship drugs than it is to ship humans. Think about it, coke is worth a lot more per pound than humans are, and it never tries to escape
"human trafficking is the fastest-growing criminal industry in the world,[4] with the total annual revenue for trafficking in persons estimated to be between USD$5 billion and $9 billion.[5] The Council of Europe states, "People trafficking has reached epidemic proportions over the past decade, with a global annual market of about $42.5 billion."[6][7] The United Nations estimates nearly 2.5 million people from 127 different countries are being trafficked around the world" (wikipedia)
Still, taken together, or even just the financial junk by itself, drugs is teensy.
@raincoaster: Napkin time. Organized crime in general is said to extract a 30% premium on commerce. If world GDP was $60 Trillion last year, for instance, aboot, $20 Trillion. Percentage of crime that drug profits represent and we've got something close to our ballpark.
@raincoaster: true but the level at which we confiscate each is not directly correlated to the real amount in circulation. The U.S. gov't dumps a lot more money into finding drugs because we have a drug policy. We don't have anything but an unofficial human-trade policy and are certainly not "at war" with it. What's more, coke may be more per pound, but humans can be easier to transport in some ways because humans are not always trying to escape per se. Sometimes, they have no other option but to go along w/ their captors.
@LoveHandles: I'm familiar with human trafficing from having interviewed some women who were trafficked, but I do remain skeptical about this claim. I'll have to ask my cop friends for their take on it. My country doesn't have a war on drugs; hell, it's the fourth-largest industry in my province.
the United Nations has estimated that over 700,000 persons are trafficked annually while some non-governmental organizations (NGOs) put the number over 1 million each year (for context: it is estimated that up to 12.3 million people are victims of forced labour world-wide).20 As of August 2005, the US Government estimated that 600,000 to 800,000 persons were trafficked across international borders each year.21 Further, the ILO estimates that a minimum of 2.45 million persons worldwide are in situations of forced labour at any given time as a result of trafficking in persons.22 In Canada, the RCMP estimates that at least 800 individuals are annually trafficked into the country with 600 trafficked directly into the sex work industry.
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Many researchers argue that current national statistics and global figures are often no more than ―guesstimates‖, pointing to the fact that the United States has never explained the methodology used to arrive at its findings. It is also unclear to what extent data fluctuations are due to a genuine rise in cases of trafficking, or to better police enforcement efforts and improved assistance from non-governmental organizations.24 An example of grossly flawed statistics canbe found in a Cambodian government report (2000) that stated that the number of sex workers in the country ranged from 80,000 to 100,000.25 The study rigorously investigated the scale of sex work in Cambodia and found the government‘s statistics were completely erroneous. According to the study, ―Using statistical estimations based on actual counts, the number of sex workers in Cambodia in 2002 was 20,829,‖ and ―2,488 women and children had been sexually trafficked in Cambodia.‖
That's from this report on human trafficking, the sex trade, and the Olympics
@missdelite: Which I don't believe. Pivot Legal Society is extremely authoritative when it comes to legal issues relating to the sex trade and human rights. You can ask the author of that piece; even he will admit it.
After all, all he does is quote a reported number, disgree, and say "it's probably closer to 10,000" without citing any sources at all for that.
This article " may throw you into a xenophobic panic" -- BECAUSE it reeks xenophobia and lack of understanding of other (apparently less "developed" & "open-minded) countries, like, say, Thailand and the Netherlands.
"Do Not Use Drugs" -- Because it's legally okay to use drugs in the US? No, because you don't know how to use drugs and not to get caught in another country and you have less resources to get out of trouble there, even if it's Canada.
"Know that Pranks Are Always Lost in Translation" -- Yeah, like if you string a line across the road and trip a lady and she gets hurt, you won't be in a load of shit if you're in the US. Don't do stupid pranks regardless of where you're.
"Never Underestimate How Prude the Rest of the World Is" -- Countries that don't have strong Judeo-Christian/ Islam ethical background are actually a hell lot more open-minded about sex than the US is. Like, say, Japan and Thailand.
"Learn This Sentence in the Native Dialect" -- Good suggestion, though I don't think it's likely that most have enough language talent to speak it intelligibly in a language they don't know, especially when they're in trouble and in shock. Carry a card with that sentence printed in both the native language and English instead.
"Don't Start Shit" -- True. Though it has to be said that even if you're Japanese, you'd still get the same treatment in Japan.
"Don't Go Places You're Not Allowed" -- True again, though I have no idea how that incites xenophobia or takes fun out of traveling abroad. Beside, isn't that part of the last point?
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But the irony's just too f*cking delicious in this case.
Just be sure not to set yourself on fire inside a burning tire after you indulge in that scrumptious man-root, mmmmKAY, Buju? Because it's be so rude to your poor cellmate, who'd get stuck with that stinky smell!
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Is cocaine a better long-term investment than gold?
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But once the American economy has collapsed into Muslim socialism DEATH PANELS, and you need to be able to carry all of your goods around in a knapsack made from the skin of illegal immigrants, what is going to be a more useful currency?
Gold is heavy, man.
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Kind of does seem strange that someone from the West Indies would need to go to Florida to find coke though.
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"It was so easy to get them," Lee said. "People were so eager to sign."
Fascinating to see what can be done when a good cause gets the money behind it to successfully introduce sane political measures.
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"human trafficking is the fastest-growing criminal industry in the world,[4] with the total annual revenue for trafficking in persons estimated to be between USD$5 billion and $9 billion.[5] The Council of Europe states, "People trafficking has reached epidemic proportions over the past decade, with a global annual market of about $42.5 billion."[6][7] The United Nations estimates nearly 2.5 million people from 127 different countries are being trafficked around the world" (wikipedia)
Still, taken together, or even just the financial junk by itself, drugs is teensy.
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the United Nations has estimated that over 700,000 persons are trafficked annually while some non-governmental organizations (NGOs) put the number over 1 million each year (for context: it is estimated that up to 12.3 million people are victims of forced labour world-wide).20 As of August 2005, the US Government estimated that 600,000 to 800,000 persons were trafficked across international borders each year.21 Further, the ILO estimates that a minimum of 2.45 million persons worldwide are in situations of forced labour at any given time as a result of trafficking in persons.22 In Canada, the RCMP estimates that at least 800 individuals are annually trafficked into the country with 600 trafficked directly into the sex work industry.
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Many researchers argue that current national statistics and global figures are often no more than ―guesstimates‖, pointing to the fact that the United States has never explained the methodology used to arrive at its findings. It is also unclear to what extent data fluctuations are due to a genuine rise in cases of trafficking, or to better police enforcement efforts and improved assistance from non-governmental organizations.24 An example of grossly flawed statistics canbe found in a Cambodian government report (2000) that stated that the number of sex workers in the country ranged from 80,000 to 100,000.25 The study rigorously investigated the scale of sex work in Cambodia and found the government‘s statistics were completely erroneous. According to the study, ―Using statistical estimations based on actual counts, the number of sex workers in Cambodia in 2002 was 20,829,‖ and ―2,488 women and children had been sexually trafficked in Cambodia.‖
That's from this report on human trafficking, the sex trade, and the Olympics
[www.pivotlegal.org]
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After all, all he does is quote a reported number, disgree, and say "it's probably closer to 10,000" without citing any sources at all for that.
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"Do Not Use Drugs" -- Because it's legally okay to use drugs in the US? No, because you don't know how to use drugs and not to get caught in another country and you have less resources to get out of trouble there, even if it's Canada.
"Know that Pranks Are Always Lost in Translation" -- Yeah, like if you string a line across the road and trip a lady and she gets hurt, you won't be in a load of shit if you're in the US. Don't do stupid pranks regardless of where you're.
"Never Underestimate How Prude the Rest of the World Is" -- Countries that don't have strong Judeo-Christian/ Islam ethical background are actually a hell lot more open-minded about sex than the US is. Like, say, Japan and Thailand.
"Learn This Sentence in the Native Dialect" -- Good suggestion, though I don't think it's likely that most have enough language talent to speak it intelligibly in a language they don't know, especially when they're in trouble and in shock. Carry a card with that sentence printed in both the native language and English instead.
"Don't Start Shit" -- True. Though it has to be said that even if you're Japanese, you'd still get the same treatment in Japan.
"Don't Go Places You're Not Allowed" -- True again, though I have no idea how that incites xenophobia or takes fun out of traveling abroad. Beside, isn't that part of the last point?