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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11:51 AM

    In reply to Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
    I will not reply directly to the comment about prison sex, because I do not wish to promote it. Suffice it to say that not all gay men enjoy musical theater, and men who have sex with men don’t even necessarily identify as gay.

    I would happily fuck your ass by way of experiment/charity—if you could first be in touch with some pics, etc.
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    12:06 PM

    @iplaudius: Everyone loves a prison rape joke. Not sure why though.
    [putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com]
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    Image of oudemia oudemia
    12:13 PM

    @iplaudius: Prison rape jokes are very near the top of The List of Things About Which Oudemia Is Now Entirely Humorless.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12:58 PM

    @oudemia: @lukeoneil47: Prison rape jokes are inherently misogynist and homophobic. The misogynist premise: rape can be an acceptable punishment that the victim deserves. The homophobic premise: man-on-man sex is bad, degrading, and funny.
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    01:50 PM

    @iplaudius: fuckingoldman, the guy in that picture is hiding a pathetic frame under all that hair and all those layers. I would wipe the floor with him. What is he, like a buck forty on a good day? OH, BUT HE HAS A MOTORCYCLE. Well then.

    Men rape. Generally women. That’s why it’s generally misogynist to make general statements justifying rape.

    Homosexuals are men who like to have sex with men and are capable of romantic love with men. Sticking your dick in a vagina doesn’t make you straight any more than fucking an ass in prison makes you gay.
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    Image of fuckingoldman fuckingoldman
    02:58 PM

    @iplaudius: Look, perhaps we got off on the wrong foot. My aunt was killed six years ago by a drunk driver and the guy who hit her got a three year sentence. That's total bullshit. He should've gotten the death sentence, and yes I mean that seriously. I believe in capital punishment. This fucker got one year work release! Try to imagine how you would feel about that if it was your mother that he killed. So he gets this absurd sentence and then makes light of it by twittering like he's in San Quentin or something. I'll change my original statement, he doesn't need to be raped, he needs to be stabbed and left to bleed to death somewhere.

    Until you've lost somebody due to someone's negligence you don't know how you'll react. Besides my aunt being killed, my son was killed in a horrible accident last year where somebody was completely careless. I can't go into details about it because there is a lawsuit pending. Even if we win the lawsuit my son is gone and the prick responsible is still walking around a free man. I still don't know what I will do even if we do win the lawsuit. Giving somebody money in exchange for a loved ones life is not a fair exchange by any means. Again, I didn't mean to make this personal with you, but when somebody dies I can relate to the story and look for true justice to be served.
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    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    02:59 PM

    @iplaudius: A couple of years ago I was talking to a gay guy who'd done four years in a state prison (He said he'd been railroaded; I have no idea.). I asked whether sexual assault was a big problem for gay men. He claimed it wasn't; he said that gay men in prison are usually more than happy to have consensual sex. He said the real issue was straight men raping other straight men, in particular, black men assaulting smaller white men. (We're both African American). I was taken aback and asked why.

    Payback, he said.

    Then, because he was outrageous and wanted to freak me out, he started to act out a prison rape.

    But to get to the point, heterosexual men do rape other straight men in prison.
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    03:15 PM

    @iplaudius: Be careful, that's Justin Bobby from the Hills.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    05:08 PM

    @fuckingoldman: I'm so sorry to hear about what you've been through. I'm glad you're able to see past that and recognize that certain kinds of punishment are barbaric, no matter what the crime was. My concern in such a case isn't even so much for the rights of the accused, it's for what kind of society I want to be a part of.
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    05:51 PM

    @MissNormaDesmond: Thank you. I sent you a private message explaining a little bit about where I'm coming from. I'm with you on the whole society thing, but how do we fix it? (rhetorical question) I am open to listening to all suggestions, and am always willing to say I was wrong if that's the case.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    07:17 PM

    @fuckingoldman: Hey man, I’m sorry for making assumptions about you. You’re right that comments are more for fun than anything else; it’s annoying when people parse comments the way I tend to do. (One man’s snark, etc.)

    I totally agree that people who commit crimes like this one get off way too easy: when a person is injured or killed, the criminal should face a serious punishment. I say let the potheads out, keep these assclowns in longer.

    If you are 190lbs and a real biker, then yes, you most likely would win in a fight. So, if it came to that, I would have to bring my older brother along, who is a biker, hunter, and a union electrician in construction—though not to fight you. While you guys were trading war stories, I would escape. (In fact, from now on, when I read your comments, I think I will pretend you are my brother. Ha.) Anyway, cheers.
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    Image of fuckingoldman fuckingoldman
    08:40 PM

    @iplaudius: Thanks man, your coolness is showing. You're right, I'm sure your brother and I would have lots to talk about. No need for escape, after this I would definitely buy you a couple of drinks. I'm totally with you on the potheads thing too. Weed is what'skept my marriage together for 23 years. It's funny how when my wife and I are in the middle of a kncok down drag out fight, we break out the pipe and in ten minutes we're laughing at how stupid we'd been.

    Thanks again man, now I have to heart you, but in a non-gay way. *smile* Be cool.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11:40 AM

    In reply to Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
    I just want to know how he has access to the web in prison.

    and, uh, pube sheets? ick.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    11:37 AM

    In reply to Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
    James Frey says only wannabes and pretenders get exposed by the LAT. Big-timers make it all the way to Oprah.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    09:08 AM

    In reply to Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
    He and Quentin are now going to be able to write an awesome screenplay for Chained Heat 5.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    06:00 AM

    In reply to Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
    wow.. 1 year in prison and 5 years probation for vehicular manslaughter. being an academy award winner means much more than the little man statue!
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    03:30 AM

    In reply to Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
    Oh, shut the fuck up. You killed someone and you're bitching about having to do time like everybody else, and trying to make like some kind of hero who spoke truth to power? Christ, I hate Hollywood people. Each day I exult in no longer having anything to do with the movie business.
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    Image of bboston88 bboston88
    08:02 AM

    @MissNormaDesmond: I was briefly in this business as a lowly worker. I can't believe I ever did it. The people are all kinds of horrible and I look back on the experience with disgust. I couldn't give a shit what this guy says, he killed someone and, agreed, needs to shut the fuck up already.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    08:43 AM

    @MissNormaDesmond: Duly hearted.
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    Image of Stream Of Consciousness Stream Of Consciousness
    11:23 AM

    @MissNormaDesmond: Agreed!
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    02:28 AM

    In reply to Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
    How do people tweet from jail anyway? When new inmates are admitted nowadays, are they issued their prison stripes, a toothbrush, and a BlackBerry?
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    Image of Colander Colander
    02:38 AM

    @Claire Buoyant: I asked myself this, and I surmised there must be a computer lab where they have the internet and can tweet from the actual Twitter site like poor people do.

    jk, but seriously, that's what I assume is the case.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    02:19 AM

    In reply to Pulp Fiction Screenwriter Tweets From Jail, Ends Up Re-Imprisoned
    I just want to know... Where's the watch?
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    Image of Greenpointless Greenpointless
    10/21/09

    In reply to Heidi Montag Demands Cash To Attend Sister's Birthday Party
    I would think most people would pay them to stay away. #heidimontag
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    10/21/09

    In reply to Heidi Montag Demands Cash To Attend Sister's Birthday Party
    So Heidi used to be the villian, but then Kristen showed up and she's such a colossal asshole that poor Heidi here is looking slightly better in comparison. We all hate Stephanie from previous seasons for being a two faced meth head. Audrina is still a hot chick with dead eyes accentuated by three inches of black eyeliner and little else. Who exactly is the protagonist now? #heidimontag
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    10/21/09

    In reply to Heidi Montag Demands Cash To Attend Sister's Birthday Party
    Jesus, could those implants look any faker? #heidimontag
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    10/21/09

    @Trixie from Toronto: You can say that again! #heidimontag
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    10/21/09

    In reply to Heidi Montag Demands Cash To Attend Sister's Birthday Party
    Have you listened to them on the conspiracy theory nut's Alex Jones's radio show? Heidi's saying that microchipping is a "sign of the beast" and "devil-worshipping." She also feels "persecuted" and sees birth control pills as a government plot. Then Spencer going on and on about water fluoridation. The thing is, they're not just isolated nuts, people listen to them. Plus, they're well armed, Heidi admits in the clip how much she "loves [her] guns." In any other developed nation on the planet these two would be committable. #heidimontag
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    Image of EhBologna EhBologna
    10/21/09

    In reply to Heidi Montag Demands Cash To Attend Sister's Birthday Party
    Wait till she finds out she could make more money by promising not to attend. #heidimontag
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    Image of Martiniman Martiniman
    10/21/09

    @EhBologna: Amen #heidimontag
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    Image of saralapua saralapua
    10/21/09

    In reply to Heidi Montag Demands Cash To Attend Sister's Birthday Party
    Her boobs look physically painful. Like the stretching of the skin is just...well, it aint' right. #heidimontag
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    Image of autoclavicle autoclavicle
    10/21/09


    @saralapua: She was a very small A-cup before she had those done #heidimontag
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    10/21/09

    @saralapua:

    True, Barbie dolls have more natural looking boobs. #heidimontag
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    10/21/09

    @autoclavicle: If you want to be stunned and saddened at the same time, track down some episodes of the first season of The Hills. Heidi is sweet and normal and not-yet-bleached and adorable and you just want to reach in and gently guide her down a different road -- one that does not have Spencer lurking at the end of it. MISS YOU HEIDI! #heidimontag
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    Image of Caius Caius
    10/21/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: I miss old Heidi. Her transformation has been rapid . . .and really sad. #heidimontag
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    10/21/09

    @autoclavicle: She was so beautiful back then. Her hair now looks like one of Kim's wigs and yeah...those things are bad. She should sue whoever did that to her. #heidimontag
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    Image of autoclavicle autoclavicle
    10/22/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: I just started watching season 1 on the MTV site, I'd never seen the earlier seasons... wow. I can understand losing yourself in a guy and losing your friends, it's a self-esteem thing I've struggled with too. Very sad. #heidimontag
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/21/09

    In reply to Heidi Montag Demands Cash To Attend Sister's Birthday Party
    I mean honestly though, the offer was just not good enough! I completely understand - hell, I had to turn down my cousin's wedding last year because the best they could do was like 1/2 of what I wanted - and don't EVEN get me started on the comps! #heidimontag
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