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    Image of MsMuffinMcGuffin MsMuffinMcGuffin
    05/11/09

    In reply to Oprah Advises Grads: Get a Private Jet, Losers
    I give Oprah major props for what she has accomplished because she deserves it. She built her empire from scratch, and has earned everything she owns.


    But PLEASE, Oprah, dial it down a bit. Our economy is in shambles. Most of us are watching our money very closely. A lot of the extra treats that make life fun are no longer an option. It really feels like you are rubbing our noses in your wealth and that doesn't feel good.

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    Image of Queen of the Passive Aggressives Queen of the Passive Aggressives
    05/11/09

    In reply to Oprah Advises Grads: Get a Private Jet, Losers
    Who does the commencement speech for U of Phoenix On-Line?
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    05/11/09

    @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Kathy Lee Gifford.
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    Image of SultanaEleusis SultanaEleusis
    05/11/09

    In reply to Oprah Advises Grads: Get a Private Jet, Losers
    I think, given her age, that Oprah might not have been admitted to Duke when she was of college age, so I don't blame her for rubbing it in their face now.
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    05/11/09

    @SultanaEleusis: she would have been of college age in the early 70s. Was Duke segregated then? It's a private school, so possibly, but somehow I don't lump Duke in with the deeper South schools.
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    Image of sassenach sassenach
    05/11/09

    In reply to Oprah Advises Grads: Get a Private Jet, Losers
    I heard her say she was surprised that so many people responded to the KFC coupon offer, and opined that things must be worse than she thought.


    I don't begrudge her her riches, but her comments are particularly tone deaf.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/11/09

    @sassenach:


    This KFC kerfuffle reminds me that I once heard the Colonel (aka Harlan Sanders) was an outspoken racist.


    Is Tricon (traded with the ticker YUM) attempting to make reparations in coupons and sponsorship?

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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    05/11/09

    In reply to Oprah Advises Grads: Get a Private Jet, Losers
    She could turn all that KFC grease into biofuel. Just sayin. Is there a spare hippie around who could guide her on this? Anyone?
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    Image of cheap_sunglasses cheap_sunglasses
    05/11/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: I just know that the exhaust would smell like fried chicken. Which would be awesome.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    05/11/09

    @cheap_sunglasses:


    [blog.nola.com]

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    Image of overunderover overunderover
    05/11/09

    In reply to Oprah Advises Grads: Get a Private Jet, Losers
    To her credit, she was addressing graduates at Duke, not the University of Tennessee, at Chattanooga.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/11/09

    In reply to Oprah Advises Grads: Get a Private Jet, Losers
    Oprah Soap-on-a-Roperah
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    05/11/09

    In reply to Oprah Advises Grads: Get a Private Jet, Losers
    I guess that earlier thread did include sugar daddies and mommies.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    05/11/09

    In reply to Oprah Advises Grads: Get a Private Jet, Losers
    Guess her show's producers are going to be scrapping "Oprah Goes Green Week."
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    05/11/09

    @City_Dater: yes, I was thinking you'd have to plant half of Iowa to get enough carbon offsets.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/11/09

    In reply to Oprah Advises Grads: Get a Private Jet, Losers
    Chickens (and coupons for them) are coming home to roost.
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Oprah Advises Grads: Get a Private Jet, Losers
    Ope neglected to mention how hard it is on the ol' digestive tract to pass actual platinum bricks. Fortunately for her, a gross of Ben and Jerry's helps ease them through.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/11/09

    @scroll_lock: HA!
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    05/11/09

    In reply to Oprah Advises Grads: Get a Private Jet, Losers
    You get a jet! And you get a jet! And you get a jet! And you get a jet! And you get a jet! And you get a jet! And you get a jet! And you get a jet! And you get a jet! And you get a jet! psych!
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/11/09

    @bytememehard: check under your seats...
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    05/11/09

    In reply to Oprah Advises Grads: Get a Private Jet, Losers
    "Dear Graduates of Duke University. Always remember when you head OUUUTTT into this wide world to occasionally take a couple words from what you're saying and REEEEEAAAAALLY give it a YODEL. That will make you seem energETIIIICCCC. Also kick in some vibrAaAaAaAtOoOoOoOOoooooo once in a while.


    Oh, also, always act as white and rich as possible, but affect black expressions once in a while to maintain your "soul" cred. Know whatam sayyin'? Is as easy as flippin' a biscuit y'AAAaAAaAaAaAall."

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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    05/11/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Beautiful.


    Tom Cruise is in the BUUUUUUILD-INNNNNG! I cannot write that inflection she uses to save my life.

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    05/11/09

    In reply to Oprah Advises Grads: Get a Private Jet, Losers
    In all fairness, she did build her Ompire from the ground up. I don't listen to her advice, buy the crap she shills, or read her books (books, not literature) but I really do admire her for what she has accomplished. It's not her fault the bored and unfulfilled housewives of America lap it up, and would wait in line to do so.


    GOprah!


    p.s, where's my motherfucking chicken!?

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    Image of newsnun newsnun
    05/11/09

    @HiredGoons: Watch it...your misogyny is showing...

    The "bored and unfulfilled housewives of America" watch her show because hers is one of the few shows on TV that doesn't treat women like a bunch of idiots. And in treating women with respect (imagine!) Oprah is taking it to the bank.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    05/11/09

    @newsnun: No, it treats women like they're idiots. And it does that by telling them that it does precisely the opposite.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    05/11/09

    In reply to Oprah Advises Grads: Get a Private Jet, Losers
    "American Poultry Queen Oprah Winfrey..."


    is the latest addition to "Hamilton Nolan's Greatest Hits"

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    Image of krismry krismry
    05/11/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: That's for sure. Send over a Learjet to Hamilton Nolan's house right now!
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