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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    Um, I'm sorry but who is this again?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    Hey Kate!

    He's an unemployed father of eight with no discernible talent, and a penchant for unbelievably imbecilic decisions, (you included), all that's really left is his shame, an old VHS copy of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and TLC-brand hair plugs. You could do more with ass lint, your own tears, and a Mahjong game piece.

    Sincerely,

    No one gives a shit.
     Reply
    Spirit Fingers was starred Spirit Fingers was unstarred
    Image of sfBirdie sfBirdie
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    Really, Kate? The bottom-feeder gets a bottom-feeder?
     Reply
    sfBirdie was starred sfBirdie was unstarred
    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    I'll just say what every other adult loosely connected to this shitshow says: "Do what's right for the KIDS. Don't hurt the KIDS."
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    That reminds me — my ex-girlfriend gave me a Christmas IOU for one (1) "afternoon delight," and I never collected. She ran off with a regional manager for Post-it Notes, so they're busy and I'm out of luck.
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    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of drewB drewB
    11/18/09

    @AzureTexan: What was the cash value of that coupon?
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment drewB was starred drewB was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    @drewB: Hang on, let me check. I'm using it as a bookmarker for "Ulysses," which I stopped reading months ago.
     Reply
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    Image of PamBeesley PamBeesley
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    What is 10% of a closet full of Ed Hardy shirts and a collection of tabs announcing you are a douche bag loser?
     Reply
    Poop Cooper promoted this comment PamBeesley was starred PamBeesley was unstarred
    Image of fuzzywhat fuzzywhat
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    Whoa, lots of blonds on Gawker today. I'm a little scared.
     Reply
    fuzzywhat was starred fuzzywhat was unstarred
    Image of Bristol Cities Bristol Cities
    11/18/09

    @fuzzywhat: No shit. Five out of the six stories. They're stupid, we get it!
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    DahlELama promoted this comment Bristol Cities was starred Bristol Cities was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/18/09

    @Bristol Cities: Hey now! Some of us are incredibly brilliant [tranny hookers]!
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    Image of Bristol Cities Bristol Cities
    11/18/09

    @DahlELama: You know I love you dahling! (I myself am a former blond, now baldy)
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    Bristol Cities was starred Bristol Cities was unstarred
    Image of ms.conniving ms.conniving
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    I would like to bring a lawsuit against a guy from the club that I met last week. He gave me a napkin stating "if you blow me I will go down on you for hours". Well, he got a mouth hug and I got 6 minutes of slobbering in-and-around my hooey.

    Breach. Of. Contract.
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    DennyCrane promoted this comment Edited by ms.conniving at 11/18/09 2:11 PM ms.conniving was starred ms.conniving was unstarred
    Image of blix blix
    11/18/09

    @ms.conniving: As always, substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
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    blix was starred blix was unstarred
    Image of downwithdebbie downwithdebbie
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    How low we've sunk that we're debating the legality of an afternoon tea-party contract, but she did give interviews about him, which in the limited actual contractual obligations written on said napkin, was one of them. She broke the contract, he broke the contract, chicken or egg I suppose.
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    downwithdebbie was starred downwithdebbie was unstarred
    Image of BlackLadyBug BlackLadyBug
    11/18/09

    @downwithdebbie: Well, if he breached first, she doesn't have to complete her obligations.

    God, I hate being a lawyer sometimes.
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    CumaeanSibyl promoted this comment BlackLadyBug was starred BlackLadyBug was unstarred
    Image of downwithdebbie downwithdebbie
    11/18/09

    @BlackLadyBug: But we need you for this very purpose! So we can rest easy at night, knowing who will win a legal battle of Jon v Kate. No not that Kate, the other Kate. No not that one either.
    Oh I give up.
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    CumaeanSibyl promoted this comment downwithdebbie was starred downwithdebbie was unstarred
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