Piercing your finger is a strange, child of the new millennium, thing to do. Spirit Fingers felt old, when she thought, "That girl will regret it in 5 years. Get a shave and a haircut! Exactly."

Also, they will all be eaten by the Nothing, verily, as they have no Falkor to save them, as if they would know what a Falkor is, the baby chicks that they are. Falkor would tell them finger piercings are stupid, kissing some girl's mom in a bar is only nauseating for those who couldn't smell her Estee' Lauder and mash parts with her front loading, mom-pooch, apparently; 88lbs is ridiculous, and working at Hooters when you have no Hooters doesn't make it less hilarious that you work at Hooters. More. Way more.

There will be drunken battery, a potential pregnancy scare, and perhaps a gay man's blowdown, as tends to happen with nearly everyone since the days of Dan in Miami.

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