Duplicity? I'll tell you what went wrong. I hate Julia Roberts. I LOVE Clive Owen and I LOVE thrillers. But because of Julia "the mouth" Roberts, I won't go. And with any other actress, I would have already attended.
America does not like Julia Roberts as much as the press thinks we do.
@AspasiaReptile: I went to this movie and I enjoyed it, dammit! Helps that Roberts doesn't play a particularly likeable character, that's largely left to lovely Clive.
The opening credit sequence really set the tone for the whole film, too. And the soundtrack was good... Seriously, go see it, it's thinky and convoluted and I liked it. Slightly Thomas Crown Affair-ish.
I find it interesting that this morning everyone (except gawker) is reporting that Monsters V.S. Aliens is a box office smash!!!!! But just a few weeks ago Watchmen grossed 3 million dollars less in its first weekend and everyone was painting it as a moderate flop.
@JudgeFudge: Because nobody was rooting for Monsters vs. Aliens to fail. Note the "How embarrassing for Watchmen to get beaten by a kids movie!" jab, when I don't think anyone was expecting it to hold onto the "biggest opening weekend of the year" title for very long.
That being said, Monsters vs. Aliens was actually pretty cute.
@oboesqueaks: I haven't seen any figures, but my guess is that Monsters was close to $150, which was Watchmne's budget. All those CG animated family tent-pole seem to be budgeted around that these days....
I thought the problem about Duplicity was the marketing. It was confusing and didn't tell you anything about what the movie was about. I mean, are they supposed to be spies? Do they work for the CIA? Are they rivals or partners? Is there romantic tension? And it's helpful to know that they wear big sunglasses, but why do they wear big sunglasses?
I am only down with the Pals n' Gals adaptation if there is an interruption by an incredibly annoying Lil' Jinx segment every 20-25 minutes. That Lil' Jinx! She's incorrigible!
@Richard: Oh, if only. I'm surprised nobody has done anything decent with those comics, one way or another. There's a lot of potential for hilarity ensuing. And burger joint sponsorships!
@hortense: Are you too young to remember the live action TV versions of them in the 80's? Yes, they added a heaping dose of sex and it just seemed wrong.
Well, look... once you get away with blowing a president's brains out in public--and see that basically no one in mainstream politics or media will ever call you out on it (helpfully, you keep a lot of your own people working in mainstream politics and media, by the way), then why not just fucking do whatever the fuck you want, always?
You're not only high above the law and the constitution, you're high above history. Fuck it.
I was employed by our government overseas for a short period of time and met quite a few CIA guys, active and "retired." Bad suits and dead eyes. Add a bit of cheap local liquor and it is about as far from a le Carre novel as you can get.
@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: No, I figured Bookish was probably pulling a reverse double-cross (with backflip!) and spying on them. For, you know, the greater good and everything.
She denies it, of course...but I think we can all interpret that denial for ourselves.
But what's Warren's bowling average Pareene? And is it good enough to beat that retarded kid who wants an Obama bowl-off? (Warren would undoubtedly rape the lil scamp after the game. But who am I to judge?)
Is our resident homeless guy going to be doing a story on the 3 journos that were detained by North Korea after too much filming on the border with China?
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The opening credit sequence really set the tone for the whole film, too. And the soundtrack was good... Seriously, go see it, it's thinky and convoluted and I liked it. Slightly Thomas Crown Affair-ish.
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You're not only high above the law and the constitution, you're high above history. Fuck it.
Grab the oil in Iraq while you're at it...
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Drunken desk jockies were trying to bed Bookish?
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She denies it, of course...but I think we can all interpret that denial for ourselves.
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Is our resident homeless guy going to be doing a story on the 3 journos that were detained by North Korea after too much filming on the border with China?
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