the chick with the curtains was just SICK OF THAT GODDAMNED CHARDONNAY !!! and really, who can blame her? bad white wines always make me want to do something drastic.
in other news, would it have killed them to have two hot gay cops doing the nasty? what with their cheap synthetic uniforms showing you everything they've got, what harm to put a nice, tight piece of cop ass in the video?
I bet these are the types of condoms that the ACLU is forcing middle schools to put in their bathrooms. And we liberals thought you conservatives were stupid for thinking access to condoms made teens promiscuous. Our bad! Obviously we've just been using a different brand.
All sorts of terrible sinning here. But gotta hand it to these crazy kids, they kept it free of interracial lovin'. For that alone, they win a free vacation to Purgatory.
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in other news, would it have killed them to have two hot gay cops doing the nasty? what with their cheap synthetic uniforms showing you everything they've got, what harm to put a nice, tight piece of cop ass in the video?
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At least this ad might make people somewhat inclined to having sex, as opposed the Trojan ad with all those pigs trying to get laid.
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Or maybe not.
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Aaron, what's it going to take to get God a star? Thirty shekels? A lamb sacrifice? What!?
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No, I'm withholding. Look at me, getting off.
Now go get an avatar.
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