@formerly it takes a lot to laugh: "Alright buddy, if you want in on our gang, you gotta go over to that parking lot and burn up a bunch of ants with this magnifying glass, OR ELSE."
When I was in 2nd grade, our school invited local police officers (this was in Morningside Heights) to come to each class to warn us about all the horrific ways we might be harmed while trick-or-treating. Of course, there were the standard poisoned-candy and razor-apple boogiemen tales, but of particular interest that year was how gang members were going to slash us up as part of gruesome initiation rituals. The takeaway line was: "Have you ever seen a gang member slice up someone's face? The skin opens up like a flower." Happy Halloween!
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Those Mexican gangs are pretty much crippled by OCD.
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Maybe they can barter this skill with the gang members, tagging people with puffy paint.
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That's not funny, Spirit.
Maybe just a little. Yes. Just a little.
03/20/09
Basically I go into a hardware store and purchase:
heavy duty gloves
a smock and/or raincoat
an axe
a shovel
tarpaulin
rope
agricultural lime
a mouth-mask
then I go and pay with cash.
covertly filmed, obv.
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