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    The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan

    Oprah's Tyson/Holyfield Matchup, The Death Knell for Macho

    Actually, You Would Like Obama When He's Angry

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    Image of SuperBien SuperBien
    10/26/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
    Will Cocktail: The Musical still be set in a TGI Friday's in Times Square? #lindsaylohan
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/26/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan

    She speaks for herself. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of ihatetwitter ihatetwitter
    10/25/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
    she's never looked better. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    10/25/09

    @ihatetwitter: At this rate, her and Amy Winehouse will be neck and neck in the burnout race. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    10/25/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
    Stars come and stars go.

    Stars fall off motorcycles.

    Stars come and stars go.

    Stars go in and out of rehab, therapy, and jail.

    Stars come and stars go.

    If you see my little star, tell it hello for me #lindsaylohan
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    Image of chelseabill chelseabill
    10/25/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Your little star is waiting for you in the second stimulus package. All of us will get one. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    10/25/09

    @chelseabill: Maybe if we all got two, we'd all be 2x as good. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    10/25/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
    I don't know what kind of surgery + heavy drug use it takes to achieve this effect, but the top half of Lindsay's face is aging at a vastly more accelerated pace than the bottom half. Since she's only 23, we may have many years of watching this play out.

    Makes you miss Michael Jackson even more, doesn't it? #lindsaylohan
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    10/25/09

    @ShawnP: She's starting to look like Vanessa Redgrave. Is she dead yet? I need to check. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Kimrod Kimrod
    10/26/09

    @ShawnP: The top half is aging faster because that's the part that hits the floor more often when she does her daily face-plant. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    10/25/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
    "...filming a movie with Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrell and Samuel L. Jackson"

    I am BEYOND fucking sick of this shitfest filming all over the city right now. Go to Montreal or Romania or Lafayette or one of those other dead-end Hollywannabe places and leave us New Yorkers enough room to walk our f-ing dogs and grab a coffee on the weekend.

    Why is NYC so beholden to the movie industry? We can do just fine without them, and they are a ginormous pain in the ass. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of olivepony olivepony
    10/25/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi:
    Dead-end Hollywannabe places? Montreal? Bucharest? Have you ever been to either of those cities? #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    10/25/09

    @olivepony: Yes. Have you made a point? #lindsaylohan
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    Image of ngonzogo ngonzogo
    10/25/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
    Yea, I see how Bill Maher is. When he's dating black women he's all, "No marriage for me," but once he hooks up with a hot caucasion chick he's all, "Yea, let's get married."

    Mm-hmm. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    10/25/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
    Drugs are a hell of a...well, just drugs. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/25/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
    I wish we could pretend everything LiLo ended after Mean Girls. I mean, really, if you look at everything after that, there's really nothing much except mess after mess after mess. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    10/25/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
    I had no idea Jonathan Groff was gay. My ovaries may never stop crying. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    10/25/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
    In other "I'm too gay for my own good" news, Jonathan Groff is going to be doing several episodes on Glee.

    I am a giant homo. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/25/09

    @Brian Moylan: Yes, you are. Could be worse (i.e. Cheyenne Jackson).

    I am a giant homo in disguise. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    10/25/09

    In reply to The Ulcer-Inducing Career Updates of Lindsay Lohan
    85% of the people in this roundup have absolutely ridiculous names.

    (And yes, that includes Jonathan Groff and Gavin Creel. I refuse to believe that those are real people.) #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    10/15/09

    In reply to Oprah's Tyson/Holyfield Matchup, The Death Knell for Macho
    Andrew, ordinarily the sadification of macho action stars might be true. But any fight fan knows that Tyson is peculiar. He embodies both the best and the worst of the world of boxing. In his prime he was a furious, impeccably-trained monster. Fast, strong, gravity-defying. But he was stupid, and angry, and easy prey for all the people in his life who used him. Maybe some introspection earlier in his life could have saved him a lot of misery so yeah, from an action-hero point of view sure it's sad I guess, if you're trying to write a blog post. But from a human being point of view, it's nice to see Tyson maybe start to escape from those things that have been plaguing him. Tyson's macho was always a poisonous sort of macho. The kind that is all to familiar in society. So why not celebrate that the dude is maybe able to surpass it.

    Also, he lost his daughter about a year ago in a pretty terrible accident, so maybe a little sadification is to be expected?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/09/09

    In reply to Actually, You Would Like Obama When He's Angry
    Originally, I hated The Rock for ruining "Escape To Witch Mountain", which I have some very fond memories of. Why a childrens' movie would have the word "pimp" in it ("Don't go in the pimped out fridge") just shows how terrible childrens' movies are nowadays. (Cf. "Coraline", the first childrens' movie in years to not have a single poop/fart joke.)


    But The Rock's opening monologue/dance number got me to watch and every sketch was pretty decent.


    Personally, I think The Rock should be a regular cast member - possibly replacing Kristen Wiig.

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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    03/09/09

    In reply to Actually, You Would Like Obama When He's Angry
    By the way, I'd like to point out how much of a fucking sack of shit HULU is for playing the WHOLE AD before telling you that the video isn't available. That's just goddamn underhanded.
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