Watch Susan Boyle Butcher 'Unchained Melody'

It's pretty much a given that when Susan Boyle performs on live television, she does so while standing completely still amid dim lighting and fake fog in some sort of floor-length "polygamy chic" dress. As a performer, Boyle is usually either truly great or tragically bad. Unfortunately, her rendition of the…
Watch Nancy Grace Comb a Man's Chest Hair on Dancing with the Stars
With her giant boobs-cum-giant exposed boobs and an on-air fart, Nancy Grace has given us a schadenfreude fix every week so far this season on Dancing with the Stars, and tonight was no exception. After Tom Bergeron teased her as next up, the camera cut to Grace, who—in an attempt to draw attention away from her own…
Someone Really Hates Dancing with the Stars
A white powder—determined to be harmless—was discovered in an envelope addressed to Dancing With the Stars. Look, we all had to see the nipple, okay? But most of us handled it maturely and appropriately. By tweeting "groooosssssssssssss."
Jon Stewart Takes on Nancy Grace's Boobs, Fox & Friends' Pricks
Thanks to Chaz Bono's knee injury and Nancy Grace's wardrobe malfunction, last night's Dancing with the Stars was a lesson in human anatomy. After expressing his horror at the sight of Grace's nipple on tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart couldn't wait to see how the prudes at Fox & Friends would react to it. But as…
Nancy Grace Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction on DWTS
From Tit Mom to Nip Mom! After proudly debuting her giant boobs on last week's Dancing with the Stars premiere, Nancy Grace took things to a whole new level on tonight's live program when one of the "three-year-old twins" came out to play at the conclusion of her quickstep routine. Here's the slightly NSFW video.
Nancy Grace's Giant Boobs Make Dancing with the Stars Debut
Tot Mom, meet Tit Mom. The 13th season of Dancing with the Stars premiered tonight with a fresh crop of celebrity competitors to break in its brand new set. One of the show's most anticipated moments was the appearance of perpetually angry grief pornographer Nancy Grace. You know, so we could all see how angry she…
The Dancing with the Stars Season 13 Premiere Event
It's been a long, hard Dancing with the Stars-free summer, but tonight, a dozen new celebrity contenders will sashay across the ballroom floor for the judges' score (and our votes) as Season 13 gets officially underway. So why not watch and comment along with everyone else right here in this post!
David Arquette Giggles About Rob Kardashian's 'Great Ass' to David Letterman
Newly minted Dancing with the Stars contestant David Arquette was on tonight's Late Show. Arquette talked to David Letterman about being sober from alcohol, reconciling with estranged wife Courteney Cox, being enamored with fellow DWTS contestant Rob Kardashian's "great ass" (it's true, his ass is pretty…
Here's the New Cast of Dancing with the Stars
The upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars may not have Snooki, but the reality show's 13th cycle will still feature a colorful cast of characters. Here's a list of the "stars" who will soon be inundating televisions across America:
Kirstie Alley Has Yet Another Dancing with the Stars Mishap
On last week's Dancing with the Stars, Kirstie Alley fell down after partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy's leg gave out from under her. On tonight's live performance episode, the former TV star suffered yet another embarrassment when her shoe came off mid-dance. Where's Xenu when you need him?
Watch Kirstie Alley's Embarrassing Dancing with the Stars Fall
Kirstie Alley started off this season of Dancing with the Stars in surprisingly strong fashion. On tonight's live performance show, however, the 60-year-old took an embarrassing tumble after partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy's leg gave out from under her. Oy gevalt.
Jay Leno Gets Pervy with Kirstie Alley on The Tonight Show
On The Tonight Show, new—and better than expected—Dancing with the Stars contestant Kirstie Alley appeared for a chat with Jay Leno. Things were all well and good, until Leno got creepy/pervy regarding Alley's Dancing partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy.
Snooki Disses Dancing With the Stars and The Situation in One Fell Swoop
This orange-colored little person has been on a path of self-righteousness lately! First, she wants us to call her by her real name (because she's an "author") and now she feels above DWTS and The Situation's "bad decisions."
Argentina's Dancing With the Stars is Very NSFW
The Argentineans are a fiery bunch. Their version of Dancing With the Stars features a strip-dance and leaves little to the imagination. The host feigns censorship at the end, but who are they fooling?
LIVE: Dancing with the Stars, Season 11, Final Performance Episode

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC—the remaining three celebrities on this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay across the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes... for the final time! Your open thread is inside.
Jon Stewart Laments the Media's Obsession with Everything Palin
Last night, Jon Stewart begrudgingly covered four Palin-related stories: Bristol's shocking DWTS upset (here) and her pro-abstinence PSA with The Situation (here), Willow's homophobic Facebook rage (here), and the whole family's ridiculous new reality show (here). The video, inside.
