Easter is not traditionally the time for gifts, but this year, the Easter gods are shining down on us all. Our gift: A stunning story out of Connecticut, where an annual Easter 10,000-egg hunt devolved into chaos after pushy parents rushed the field.
A simple trip to the White House ended in chaos for a Washington-area honey bee on Monday, when a bunch of kids started freaking out and our commander-in-chief proved powerless to stop them.
There are like, two places left in the United States where you have a reasonable expectation to not encounter gunfire (petting zoo, kindergarten graduation ceremony), and church is no longer one of them.
Here is a video of an Australian goanna lizard that has climbed up a telephone pole to eat a rabbit. It is eating the rabbit whole and there is nothing the rabbit can do but quietly accept its fate. Hoppy Easter, everybody!
When you think of liquids that you'd like to guzzle, does milk make it into your top ten? How about top fifty? Would you like to strike gallons of milk from grocery store shelves and watch as they bleed out into oblivion? Sure you would. Skrrtt—but wait a sec. What if I told you milk could taste like marshmallow Peeps…
This week in bollocks: Cadbury Creme Eggs, the delicious confections that are everyone's go-to favorite springtime pre-workout snack, have changed in two unsavory ways for their forthcoming Easter season: the eggs are gonna be pricier this year and the recipe in America is a farce. What in the godfearing fuck is…
The United States Marines don't half-ass anything. Not even bizarre misguided protests in front of state capitols.
Those Virginia Easter eggs with racist messages found inside? They were found in Kentucky and California, too. And they appear to be the work of a white supremacist who founded a site called WhiteManMarch.com. Way to win converts to your dumb cause, bubba.
The White Man March, a racist demonstration by a handful of white dudes in light khakis and sunglasses, went off with a whimper last month, failing to attract even a sliver of the turnout organizers hoped for. Now they're apparently following it up by targeting a new audience: Kids hunting Easter eggs.
Barack and Michelle Obama cheer a little egg roller as they host the White House Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House on Monday. This year's event features live music, cooking stations, storytelling, and of course, some Easter egg rolling. Image via Carolyn Kaster/AP.
A 49-year-old New York man fell to his death after his parachute failed to open while he was skydiving. He landed in a backyard in Washington Township, N.J. around 2 p.m. Sunday afternoon, right as the family next door was in the middle of an Easter egg hunt.
A local news station decided to add some cute to its Easter coverage by bringing in a pair of bunnies to do what they do best: delivering eggs and candy and bringing joy to children. Just kidding! Fucking.
Happy Passover! Here's "That Jew Died for You," a bizarre video depicting Jesus on his way to a gas chamber in a Nazi death camp with some Polish Jews. It comes from Jews for Jesus, an evangelical group that aims to convert Hebrews in apparently the most off-putting way possible.
On Wednesday, a woman hosting an Easter egg hunt party for her four-year-old son discovered a dead body under her deck.
Pilgrims walk with crosses on the final leg of the Northern Cross pilgrimage to Holy Island, in Berwick Upon Tweed, England, on Friday. The pilgrims walk around 100 miles through Northumberland and the Scottish Borders during Holy Week. Image via Scott Heppell/AP.
A diver dressed as the Easter Bunny swims among sharks, rays and other species of fish on Thursday in the shipwreck habitat at the South East Asia Aquarium of Resorts World Sentosa. Image via Wong Maye-E/AP.
A two-year-old hamster that was found "cold and lifeless" in her cage reemerged alive and well shortly after being buried, appropriately enough, on Good Friday.
"When I picked this one up, I knew he was special," Patti Burke told Florida Today.
Easter. A time associated with family, church, and, if you're lucky, a day off from work. But what Christ-honoring holiday would be complete without a bloody brawl between overly competitive mothers at an Easter Egg hunt? Thankfully, two moms in Seattle stepped in to fill this year's void.
In what was surely a bizarre scene for the patrolman who made the bust, a man wearing a full Easter Bunny costume, including a view-obstructing rabbit head, was stopped by the California Highway Patrol for driving without a helmet on Saturday. San Diego CHP officer Adam Griffiths spotted the Easter Bunny, who – to…
