Foster, if you had read the comments about Pattinson/Camilla, you would never have printed such crap. The "ultimate twilighter" (or something) clearly states:
BULLSHIT COMPLETE BULL CRAP!!! HONESTLY I’M GETTING PISSED OFF AT ALL THESE LIES! F.Y.I. DOING THAT WILL MAKE MORE PEOPLE PISSED WITH YOU. OK. JACKASSES!
@Foster Kamer: I was just passing on some words of wisdom from the ultimate Twilighter (or whatever she called herself), taken from the comments under that story about his comforting his costar. Sigh. I thought it was funny.
I think it's illegal for me to find that wolfboy hot. So I don't. Also, Foster, you're funny, smart and cute. If you have washboard abs too, well you and I need to 'chat'.
@secretagentman: For the record, I think that the (legal) Rob Pattinson is actually much cuter than Lautner. Somehow, as a consequence of developing his six pack abs which he allowed an older male Extra reporter to fondle, Lautner's face became very fug.
Did you hear that, Chris Hansen? Maybe now that NBC Dateline van will no longer remain parked outside of my house.
I'll make the call: Moneyball will be the next Titanic.
Oh wait, did you think I meant Titanic, as in the embattled James Cameron feature that went way over budget and was almost certainly DOA from all of the bad press leaking from the set every day? No no, I meant the actual ship.
Now I know why Elvis shot his TV. That Oprah show is coming, people, featuring the movie rollout with Julia and Liz and the ashram dude, and probably Gayle because it will be BIG, BIGGER THAN ANYTHING, EVER... Oh, god, my eyes.
I didn't dislike Royal Pains but I do get the impression that they're trying too hard. It's one of those shows you won't schedule, but if you're home putting together any item from IKEA on a dreary Saturday, you'll watch it.
Yes, IKEA has been sent from Swedish demigods who somehow enjoy enslaving people for at least 6 hours before you realize that the instructions, illustrations with no words by the way, Sadists, do not indicate that you should not screw in the plastic screws, because that would make sense, and the solution is to just bang the devil out of it with the heel of your shoe.
I watched Royal Pains but will be part of what I expect to be a significant drop-off in week2 viewers. Blech.
Been a Burn Notice fan since day one, and I like In Plain Sight a lot, too. But was anyone else surprised to see Alessandra Stanley and Ginia Bellafante plug both shows and their leads as Emmy-nom-worthy in that cute little special section Sunday? Better shows and performances abound.
(The only ads were For Your Consideration pages for . . . Burn Notice and In Plain Sight. I know two facts are unrelated, but certainly looks um, odd.)
Does this mean that now Elizabeth Gilbert will write a soul-searching yet somehow self-satisfied and obnoxious magazine article about Julia Roberts being too busy to do yoga with her every day?
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BULLSHIT COMPLETE BULL CRAP!!! HONESTLY I’M GETTING PISSED OFF AT ALL THESE LIES! F.Y.I. DOING THAT WILL MAKE MORE PEOPLE PISSED WITH YOU. OK. JACKASSES!
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Did you hear that, Chris Hansen? Maybe now that NBC Dateline van will no longer remain parked outside of my house.
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Oh wait, did you think I meant Titanic, as in the embattled James Cameron feature that went way over budget and was almost certainly DOA from all of the bad press leaking from the set every day? No no, I meant the actual ship.
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Yes, IKEA has been sent from Swedish demigods who somehow enjoy enslaving people for at least 6 hours before you realize that the instructions, illustrations with no words by the way, Sadists, do not indicate that you should not screw in the plastic screws, because that would make sense, and the solution is to just bang the devil out of it with the heel of your shoe.
Um, yeah.
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Been a Burn Notice fan since day one, and I like In Plain Sight a lot, too. But was anyone else surprised to see Alessandra Stanley and Ginia Bellafante plug both shows and their leads as Emmy-nom-worthy in that cute little special section Sunday? Better shows and performances abound.
(The only ads were For Your Consideration pages for . . . Burn Notice and In Plain Sight. I know two facts are unrelated, but certainly looks um, odd.)
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Don't hate me, but I loved it. I've always had a soft spot of Mark Feuerstein and this is the perfect season for a little time in the Hamptons.