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NinaHagen
01/26/09

In reply to A Fameball's Slow Crack-Up
Optometrists call that "Union Eye Wear."
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GuyBitchy
01/26/09

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What a waste of money.
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jrhys
01/26/09

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I think he went off his meds. Seriously.
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MsMuffinMcGuffin
01/26/09

@jrhys: Nothing wrong with him a little (ok a lot) of Abilify won't cure.
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Pope John Peeps II
01/26/09

In reply to A Fameball's Slow Crack-Up
New thread: Who's that girl? She cute!
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Hydroceph
01/25/09

In reply to A Fameball's Slow Crack-Up
People who look like that weren't meant to go shirtless at parties and discos. Just sayin'.
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Dickdogfood
01/25/09

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I think this is what happens when glee club presidents encounter Terry Richardson and whippets for the first time.
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ian spiegelman
01/25/09

In reply to A Fameball's Slow Crack-Up
I am not in favor of violence. But shoot him in the face. Now. Someone. Tough times demand tough choices.
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pmarble
01/25/09

@ian spiegelman: Wouldn't it be more fun for him to just flameball out?
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ian spiegelman
01/25/09

@pmarble: But we have never witnessed a fameball flame out. They keep coming back like Dawn of the Dead zombies! A clear shot to the head--that's the stuff!

(Ian Spiegelman does not actually support violence against any humans, but he does hate this fuck-wad.)
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Moff
01/25/09

@ian spiegelman: Classy, dude.
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ian spiegelman
01/25/09

@Moff: Oh come on.
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Ensconced
01/25/09

@Moff: Ooh, burn, Spiegs! You just got served by the mid-Western propriety police!
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ian spiegelman
01/25/09

@Ensconced: Oh everyone gets a bit testy around here now and then. No big.
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Moff
01/25/09

@ian spiegelman: Sorry, man. I'm just sayin', fameball or not, that would be a rough thing to see someone saying about you. It's a little more intense than the myriad variations on "That guy is a douche" we usually see around here. Just my thoughts -- like you said, no big.

@Ensconced: Hi, Wook! Hope you're well! Looking forward to seeing you say this wasn't you on your Tumblr. May your life be as rich with meaning and purpose as ever. Or maybe even richer!
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ian spiegelman
01/25/09

@ian spiegelman: Though it would be nice to know why Moff went off on me for a satirical comment about a person who is clearly an evil, disgusting little shit who needs to be buried in asphalt--metaphorically.
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Ensconced
01/25/09

@ian spiegelman: Um, because that's what he does? He has the moral upper ground you see, because he only talks shit about people (present company included, and yes that means you) behind their backs and then tut tuts about it publicly on this here interweb site.

@Moff: Well, it's not as exciting as the life of a 32-year-old proof-reader livin' in the big city, no.
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ian spiegelman
01/25/09

@Moff: But you have to go by my track record, Moff. I've wished dozens of people to get pushed down stairs or find their heads on pikes. It's just the way I make trouble. No one is supposed to take it seriously. And who would? I like to think that when I'm writing seriously, people know, and when I'm just kind of screaming, people know that too.

Still, Jakob is one of the worst people I've ever seen. And he deserves to be penalized.

Do not touch him, anyone. Do not lay a hand on him. But if you can steal his money, go for it! He doesn't deserve one cent of it. He stole most of it himself and he should suffer the wrath of our nation. Frauds, fakes, grifters... Have at this man right now! He is easy to reach, and he is endlessly stupid.
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ian spiegelman
01/25/09

@Ensconced: Oh geez. Is that really what's going on? ::Sigh::
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Ensconced
01/25/09

@ian spiegelman: Ask him about the time he decided to pick a tumblr fight with me (he's a grown man! Keep that in mind at all times!) during arguably the worst week of my year. That's our Moff, admonishing people to keep things classy on this board while doing no such thing in his own life. Ma and Pa back in Kansas are right proud, though!
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ian spiegelman
01/25/09

@Ensconced: Well, it seems maybe I did not know this person. You're saying he's just a Denton Yes Man? If that's true, even the Star Wars connection won't help.

And I think I know who you are... send me a message on FB if I'm right?
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Ensconced
01/25/09

@ian spiegelman: I don't know that he's a Denton yes-man, as I don't know this man personally. Only what he presents on the various blogs (because really, when you live the fast-paced life of a copyeditor, one blog isn't enough), including this one. He's a fan of policing, most likely adhering to some corn-pone sense of "right" and "wrong" where you never actually say shit to people, just about them when they're not around.
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Pope John Peeps II
01/26/09

@Ensconced: Uh... and after so, so, so, so many not at all angry replies, you certainly seem to be the more forgiving and better man? um?
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dovima57
01/25/09

In reply to A Fameball's Slow Crack-Up
As a gay, I am way too familiar with the shirtless thing on the dancefloor year round, but usually it is because the torsos are bared in order to show off gym work--what could this loser be showing off? He is an unappetizing mess that could almost turn me straight! He looks like his breath stinks as well!
Yuk pooey!
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Colander
01/25/09

@dovima57: Maybe he HAS been going to the gym, but only for like, the last two weeks. (meaning, in his head, he is the shit right now)
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BowlingForDollars
01/25/09

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Ugh.

He's very Mark David Chapman in photo #1, he's Mr. Pasty Fug in #2.
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friend_of_a_friend
01/25/09

In reply to A Fameball's Slow Crack-Up
The facial expression of the guy who is half-covered by Jakob's right armpit pretty much sums up how I feel about this guy.
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
01/25/09

In reply to A Fameball's Slow Crack-Up
We're all just little starlets sitting on stools at Schwab's waiting to get discovered.

Or maybe we're more like Jean-Claude Van Damme doing a karate kick over Menahem Golan's head while serving him lunch.
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
01/25/09

In reply to A Fameball's Slow Crack-Up
Compare top photo with sweaty denton photo
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The Curse of Millhaven
01/25/09

In reply to A Fameball's Slow Crack-Up
Just three hours a week in the gym would change all of that, Jake.
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TRexstasy
01/25/09

@The Curse of Millhaven: All it would change is how he looks. The rest, I'm afraid, is incurable.
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TRexstasy
01/25/09

In reply to A Fameball's Slow Crack-Up
Amazing.

I've never been less sexually aroused by a half naked man in my life.
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The One
01/25/09

@TRex has hips but he's not a hipster: Tell me about it. I've now lost whatever sexual desire I've been having this evening. Mr. One is not pleased.
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leonleonleon
01/25/09

In reply to A Fameball's Slow Crack-Up
The second picture is just screaming "Everyone look at how filthy, sleazy, and scummy I look! And I just took OFF my glasses"
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