It's the third anniversary of Ed Balls Day, the day when British Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer Ed Balls accidentally sent out a tweet containing nothing but his name (which doubles as a snappy euphemism for testicles).

Gordon "Dreamweaver" Brown is resigning as Labour Party leader, and his replacement could very well be the next Prime Minister. So the question is: Why spell "Labour" with a "U"? No, wait. The question is: Who's his replacement?