It only took about 15 months of "deliberation and prayer" after her husband was accused of coercing four teenage boys into sex for Vanessa Long, wife of Bishop Eddie Long, to seek a divorce. But, whoops, turns out God changed his mind!

Creepy Bishop Eddie Long, who was sued by four young male parishioners for allegedly using his holy authority to coerce them into "kissing, masturbation and oral sexual contact," has quietly "resolved" everything out of court. Good job, Eddie.