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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    08/13/09

    In reply to Natalie Portman Looks Over Her Shoulder for a Zombie Attack
    All I'm going to say about that zombie show is that Robert Kirkman's comics are terrific and Frank Darabont directed The Mist, so I'm pretty much set. Thank you, AMC!
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    08/12/09

    In reply to Natalie Portman Looks Over Her Shoulder for a Zombie Attack

    OK, MTV, we need to talk. I know that these series in development simply represent a desperate plea for me to pay more attention to you, but regardless of how many New York reality series you make, it's not going to work. I think I need to start being upfront about our relationship.
    Do you want to make me a viewer again? Fine. Give me a series featuring this guy, alone and shirtless on a couch for thirty minutes a week, professing his love for me, and explaining how he's really only a jerk because it's his onscreen "persona". Then leak some nude photos online before the first episode, to drum up publicity.
    Or, you could just start airing music videos again.
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    08/12/09

    @DeltaGuy: Meet Bravo. Good luck, you two.
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    08/12/09

    @NigelAstydameia: I tried, but PC wasn't nearly shirtless or gay enough (except for that one episode with the photoshoot that made me feel tingly like a 12 year old girl at a Jonas Brothers concert).
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    08/12/09

    In reply to Natalie Portman Looks Over Her Shoulder for a Zombie Attack
    You kidding? Zombies are like gold right now. Zombies embody this debt society. Zombies, and VAMPIRES. If I were a Hollywood exec I would rush forth all zombie or zombie-esque projects up the pipeline to strike while the iron's hott.
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    Image of Jason Rouse Jason Rouse
    08/12/09

    In reply to Natalie Portman Looks Over Her Shoulder for a Zombie Attack
    The Walking Dead is a highly acclaimed comic book series. One of the best comics out right now. It's really nothing like 28 days or any other zombie story in memory. There is a sense of dread and hopelessness in the story and it has proven time and time again that no character is safe. The title "Walking Dead" actually refers to the survivors, not the zombies. They all know it's a matter of time before they get ****** too.
    The pacing of the book lends itself well to TV. If they put the write crew on it and give it a decent budget the show could be awesome.
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    Image of Jason Rouse Jason Rouse
    08/12/09

    @Jason Rouse:
    "right crew" ;)
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    08/12/09

    @Jason Rouse: It's being discussed on io9, if you'd like to join us.
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    08/12/09

    In reply to Natalie Portman Looks Over Her Shoulder for a Zombie Attack
    "MTV orders up ... a Hills rip off (set in New York, watch out!)"
    Isn't that what The City was for?
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    08/12/09

    @DeltaGuy: I know. It's a whole new one. Beware.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    08/12/09

    @Brian Moylan: Please tell me it isn't about Audrina!
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    08/12/09

    @Conchie Birdie: I really think LC's stool needs a spinoff. And possibly an exclusive line of manure for Target.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    08/12/09

    In reply to Natalie Portman Looks Over Her Shoulder for a Zombie Attack
    I'll just use this opportunity to make my semi-regular push for Legoland. Sacré-Cœur done up in Legos? Awesome!
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    08/12/09

    @econdave:
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    08/12/09


    The Lego interactive exhibit at O'Hare has saved me a few times, when delayed and traveling with a bored and cranky 9 yr old. Thanks Lego!
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    08/12/09

    In reply to Natalie Portman Looks Over Her Shoulder for a Zombie Attack
    When I think comedy, I think Natalie Portman.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    08/12/09

    In reply to Natalie Portman Looks Over Her Shoulder for a Zombie Attack
    Oh god, any network but Fox, Natalie!
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    Image of lacieca01 lacieca01
    08/12/09

    In reply to Natalie Portman Looks Over Her Shoulder for a Zombie Attack
    Legos: The Legs of Fate
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    Image of blix blix
    08/12/09

    @lacieca01: Brains, Trains and Automobiles.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/03/09

    In reply to Amy Winehouse Eats Tequila Shots for Breakfast
    Tits will out.

    --Launcelot, The Merchant of Venice
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    06/03/09

    @BookishLookish: Given her over-abundance of nipples, I assume she's nursing a littler of puppies.
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    06/03/09

    @TableNine: litter!


    stupidclumsyhands.

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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/03/09

    @TableNine: Ah, the gift of the extra nip. She has greatness in her, like Anne Boleyn, and shall soon marry her king.


    Who will later cut her annoying head off.

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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/03/09

    In reply to Amy Winehouse Eats Tequila Shots for Breakfast
    Oh that cute Melissa John Hart! Helping to lighten a sad situation with her saucy quips.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    06/03/09

    In reply to Amy Winehouse Eats Tequila Shots for Breakfast
    What exactly constitutes an inappropriate time to belt out a Broadway showtune? His mother's funeral? As the Moyle performs the circumcision? What?
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/03/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Everything's coming up roses!
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    Image of blix blix
    06/03/09

    @BookishLookish: For a bris, Getting to know you.
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    Image of ms.conniving ms.conniving
    06/03/09

    In reply to Amy Winehouse Eats Tequila Shots for Breakfast
    And here I always thought tequila shots were a perfectly acceptable choice for breakfast.


    Perhaps I need to reevaluate my nutritional needs.

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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    06/03/09

    @ms.conniving: OF COURSE tequila is an appropriate breakfast drink--that's why they call it a Tequila Sunrise!


    Presonally, I only drink vodka in the morning because otherwise I find the orange juice to be too thick and pulpy.

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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/03/09

    @ms.conniving: Very good for brushing your teeth where the water is shady. Don't forget to gargle for extra freshness!
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    06/03/09

    @ms.conniving: If it comes with a lime, it's for morningtime.
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    Image of ms.conniving ms.conniving
    06/03/09

    I'm glad that Gawker commentators support my breakfast of champions. My friends and family just say I need "help", whatever that means.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    06/03/09

    @ms.conniving: Help balancing that tray of drinks? Here, let me help you, doll.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/03/09

    @ms.conniving:


    Mezcal might give you more trace minerals.


    I'm here to help.

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