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phlox✔
07/27/09

In reply to Kate Major Will Get Exactly What She Wants In Life, And It's Not Jon Gosselin's Soul

Oh Chaunce, you're such a rascal!
But really, how do the numbers add-up?

You're a real redhead w/a nice flow of freckles. +6 (Redheads make my knees weak, ok?)
You've got a reputation as 'kind of a douchebag' and a liar. -6
You have your own business. +2
Your business is Steppin' Out 'magazine'. -3
You have lots of tats. +2
You have a big stand-alone line in one of your tats that says: "Kill Me". -2
You are a True Famewhore. 0
You have a pretty good bod and a crazy-long tongue. Both have endless possibilities. +3
Gawker loves/hates you. +2

Chaunce, you end-up with a +4 from me. Redheadedness tips the scales in your favor once again.
Thanks for playing!
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BlinkyMcChuck
07/26/09

In reply to Kate Major Will Get Exactly What She Wants In Life, And It's Not Jon Gosselin's Soul
Still H8 Jon and Kate Plus 8 items. What magic button got pushed and made them front page stories for months now? How have they driven "Jen, dumped again" stories and "Brad and Angie near split" and all things Speidi off the cover? How?
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Foster Kamer
07/26/09

@BlinkyMcChuck: I know, I thought we were done, too. But maybe if he's evicerated enough, he'll go back to being a full-time Dad instead of a guy who moonlights as a complete dickbag that gets rolled by the gossip machine. Also, it involves other gossips now, which, I mean, come on, is amazing. Of all stories, this is the the other gossips get mixed up in?
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Slackferno
07/26/09

In reply to Kate Major Will Get Exactly What She Wants In Life, And It's Not Jon Gosselin's Soul
My Manson Moment: I used to place collect calls for Charlie back when I was an MCI operator. He was always friendly and polite. Now whenever I get truly awful customers, I imagine presenting them with the BDTM award: Bigger Douche Than Manson.
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SarahHeartburn
07/26/09

In reply to Kate Major Will Get Exactly What She Wants In Life, And It's Not Jon Gosselin's Soul
What the hell is it with kids who don't want the surviving parent to date? Joanna Simon is an attractive and classy broad with her own money. I only wish my dad had found someone else after my mom died.
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Foster Kamer
07/26/09

@SarahHeartburn: Right? I don't get it, either. Maybe there's something we don't know. Has-been Opera singers are known to be massive egotists, however.
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EatMyKant
07/26/09

In reply to Kate Major Will Get Exactly What She Wants In Life, And It's Not Jon Gosselin's Soul
If Phil Spector gets gangraped in prison, will that be called the "wall of pound"?
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Foster Kamer
07/26/09

Not unless there's a witty Pitchfork writer in the pen with him. Until then, there's this.
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Caius
07/26/09

In reply to Kate Major Will Get Exactly What She Wants In Life, And It's Not Jon Gosselin's Soul
Paris Hilton and David Williams would have to be one of the weirdest couples ever.

Speaking of which, a David Williams impression of Paris would probably be fantastic.
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Joy_Rebar
07/26/09

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Until I got to "Chaunce, (pictured above)," I couldn't figure out why you were running a picture of Bono with this post--nor why Bono consented to be photographed doing that weird, showoffy thing with his tongue.
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Helennellieforsythe
07/26/09

In reply to Kate Major Will Get Exactly What She Wants In Life, And It's Not Jon Gosselin's Soul
This Ferrara fellow sounds fun! More please!
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Moff
07/26/09

In reply to Kate Major Will Get Exactly What She Wants In Life, And It's Not Jon Gosselin's Soul
Just the other day, I was thinking I should put that Blur song on a mix CD.

It's a good song.
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militia
07/26/09

In reply to Kate Major Will Get Exactly What She Wants In Life, And It's Not Jon Gosselin's Soul
Michael K. from D-Listed calls J-Lo's HUSBAND "Skeletor."
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Foster Kamer
07/26/09

@militia: Apt for both, though, no?
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militia
07/26/09

@Foster Kamer: Yes, you're right. I always thought Skeletor had a nice ass.
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The Recession Is Over
07/20/09

In reply to Who Is America's Other Hooker-Nailing Governor?
I would have to vote against the Governator. "Annie" says she only learned he was married afterwords, and I think most people know that he is married already. Also, I'm pretty sure he would take the full hour.

Jindal I could see not lasting the full hour very easily.
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Michael Bauser
07/20/09

@I do love Sherry: Bobby Jindal doesn't hire prostitutes for sex. He hires them for exorcisms. His wife can't put on that show every night, you know?
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ShanghaiLil
07/20/09

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It's Sarah Paliin. Gotta be.
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Slap Bet
07/20/09

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I'll say this in defense of Rendell: from what I've heard, there's no shortage of cute democrat girls who are willing to sleep with him for free, so I doubt it's him. Plus I like him.
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The Recession Is Over
07/20/09

@Slap Bet: Came to change the world,
Stayed for the putang.
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LatestBy
07/20/09

@I do love Sherry: Came to change the world, changed the world when he came?
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Smitros
07/20/09

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This implies that there may only be one, but this is a bunch of politicians rather than Highlander.
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BlairPylades
07/20/09

In reply to Who Is America's Other Hooker-Nailing Governor?
It can't be Jindall, Gibbons, Crist or Patrick. They were not governors when the incident took place.

The other four are legitimate contenders, as is Tim Kaine of Virginia.
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Magister
07/20/09

@BlairPylades: The article doesn't say with certainty that he was governor at the time, but that the client was or is a governor.

Didn't Ken Starr, Paula Jones or someone obtain testimony from Bill Cinton's State Police protection and didn't Sanford's guards say that he'd often slip away without them?

If "Annie's" story is true and if the client was governor at the time, then somebody sworn out there, knows or suspects the truth.
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